I get no respect from anyone, not even in my own home

invented a dish in a dream: Chicken Ozymandias. It's two slow-roasted chicken drumsticks served sticking out of a large volume of white rice with nothing else around them

Do you want to view ✖️ Men ✖️ Women ✖️ Couples ✅ Tom Bombadil tomdabomb: hey guys tomdabomb: almost at goal Hornystud: boots LuvrBoi: show boots irl12inch: yellow boots NOW tomdabomb: ok singing goal reached tomdabomb: this one is called "the river-daughter" Hornystud: NO irl12inch: NO MisterCocks: NO

yam time. post your yams

Literally yes

Blue sky nice ghost@rajandelman.bsky.social · 5d ago

Is his name Reacher because he can Reach the top shelf

In light of recent discourse I want everyone to know that the sex scenes are completely unskippable in my novels. they are load-bearing load-blastings. if you take the fucking out the stories completely collapse

the lens popped out of one of my glasses and i couldn’t get it back in. stripped a screw. took it to a glasses place and they put it back in also kind of fucked. it’s like it got bigger. the frame won’t fit around it. i’ve never been more confused by an inanimate object

writing novels is so enjoyable in and of itself but it’s much harder to get engagement with than posts. repost if you agree, or if you’re… fucking… uh… gay? yeah sure that one works

now more than ever, it is critical for me to be reminded daily that the world is run by moral idiots. i might not have noticed otherwise and even so, well, what if there's another guy who just joined bluesky this morning and up until now assumed the newspaper was his friend

Trying not to choke to death eating dinner because I look over and my strange son is looking at me like this.

sometimes it is like people heard the tale of the scorpion and the frog and the lesson they derived is not "it was in the scorpion's nature to sting and one should live in accordance with that knowledge" but "we need to yell at scorpions every time they sting something so they'll stop doing it"

michael lutz@ztul.bsky.social · last wk.

i'm starting to think the new york times might be hostile to our political project. but we better keep pointing out to each other that its headlines are rhetorical devices for a few more years, just in case

prunus looks cool

Remember to eat food every day to keep your energy levels up. You have to eat some food every day.

i extremely hate the infantilizing ways of talking about neurodivergence. i could go into detail on the struggles to relate to and interact with the external world that define the core of my being, but someone would reduce my shit to being A Neurospicy Spoonie. im a normal adult with brain problems

getting really into yams

just nearly got hit with sparking exploding live power lines as a transformer tower collapsed in real life. no joke here. holy shit

i would prefer a snake-like eating schedule

look. i’m not making any wild health claims. but masking my obvious autistic traits has become a lot more difficult since i got the explosive diarrhea parasite and shit myself half to death

Cut off your left hand in a single swift strike

Omfg It’s Bunsz !@copaceticbunsz.com · 2y ago

If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼

what should i make for dinner this week. looking for some real basic “get it hot and put salt on it” type recipes

I would like to go on record stating that I think all art should be 100x hornier. maybe 200x

Yes YES The tiger is out

Derf Backderf@derfbackderf.bsky.social · 2w ago

What a photo! A female Amur tiger is released into the wild in Kazakhstan.

In case people do not know this great poem by Nael.

since i’ve mostly logged off social media and spent all my time writing several novels, logging back in to witness any kind of Discourse feels like watching people argue over the best ways to look directly into the sun

been getting into korean dating shows lately so i keep asking my wife if we can talk casually. she has not yet said yes. not sure what her first name is but i’m sure i’ll get it one of these days

nobody is talking about this

Hand Remover@hughneill.bsky.social · 3w ago

if you drink enough of someone’s piss you can obliterate your identity and transubstantiate into them. this doesn’t work with cannibalism. just piss. so if you were trying to do this by eating someone you fucked up

I remain hopeful that Bernie Sanders can win the 2016 democratic presidential primary