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I'm Rou :) it/its, she/her I just wanna eat snacks :(){ :|:& };:

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PSX Bunlith 🪄 BLM ACAB 🇵🇸@b0tster.yeag.gay · 3h ago

PSA.

blanked out account in red saying "THANK YOU BUNLITHHHH I LOVE *UR* STYLE SO MUCH"

and a reply from bunluth saying "OH THANK YOU!!!"

and a reply with an account covered in teal saying 'my two goats are interacting... woag... you two should kiss"

a banner saying "DONT FUCKING DO THIS" is slapped over the entire image pointing to teals comment

rou @i.am.spooni.sh · 1h ago

no wonder I liked samus so much growing up

Haus of Decline@hausofdecline.bsky.social · 2h ago

A kid listens to his parents shout at each other from behind a door. He thinks to himself "uh-oh, my parents are fighting again. What would Samus do?" The kid gets an idea. He curls into a ball and thinks to himself "ball can't be sad. Ball can't be scared."

Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 2h ago

rou @i.am.spooni.sh · 1h ago

every doctor's visit these days

soup_@estroclysm.neocities.org · 3h ago

medical form that says "Are you or could you be pregnant?
Yes
No" with no selected and
"Are you trying to conceive?
Yes
No" with yes selected

rou @i.am.spooni.sh · 15h ago

I've come to rattle my alms box again 😔

rou@i.am.spooni.sh · 3w ago

what's up gang, I'm back to e-beg and feel awful about it. anyhow, whatever shows up in there I'll be grateful for. maybe I'll have some functional insurance that covers things by then, but that's not really worked out for me the past year. thanks 🙏

beepatrix2 @benamas.cleftofdimensions.net · 18h ago

rou @i.am.spooni.sh · 16h ago

clavicular will be within close proximity of me and this is an excellent time to witness the first male-to-male transexual

rou @i.am.spooni.sh · 22h ago

cheer squad 9/11 re-enactment is someone's personal 9/11

Lady Emily ☄️@ladyemily.nebula.tv · yesterday

Chat will you judge me if I fuck this light switch

Screenshot from Fallout New Vegas showing a dialogue box option that reads

Light Switch 01
[Cherchez La Femme] It's not often I meet a light switch with brains and beauty. I think I'm going to like it here.
What function do you serve?
I have to go. We'll talk later.

Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 2d ago

Dating in my 30s. Alex says to a distressed woman "I am not going to be mommy." Alex starts punching herself in the head and repeating "I am NOT going to be mommy." She grumbles for a second as her partner anticipates her response. Alex finally relents shamefully, saying "fine... I'm mommy." Her partner looks overjoyed.

nines LP @bladeeburger.bsky.social · 3d ago

i let her hit cause she posts good

rou @i.am.spooni.sh · 3d ago

I think I'm going to be insufferable about shorts for a while. I didn't realize shorts were cool like that

rou @i.am.spooni.sh · 3d ago

Because I don't put cocks in my mouth. And before you say it, not judging. My best friend is gay. Totally an ally here. But it's not my thing.

Middleisms@middleisms.bsky.social · 3d ago

Because I don't put cocks in my mouth. And before you say it, not judging. My best friend is gay. Totally an ally here. But it's not my thing.

rou @i.am.spooni.sh · 3d ago

I'd be pretty hot with a bloody nose

marlo @marlo.ooo · 3d ago

chat they made something in real life that i swear to god would be a shitpost i could have come up with almost a decade ago and i need people to mail me packs immediately as little gifts. do you know how badly i need 1993 Daphne on a trading card with her lil choker and flower skirt