Jon

@idontlikepie.bsky.social

Gay and tired. Venezuelan.

My fellow f-slurs, I am attempting to do more stuff to improve my mental health, and one of those things is trying a little guided meditation a few times a weeks. Can anyone recomend a phone app or even like a youtube channel that works well for them? Nothing that requires a subscription!

Went to a live IMHO show last weekend and had so much fun with the boyfriend! I am really happy to see more and more people realizing how funny Alexis and Darby really are.

The post's author and his boyfriend Zach looking adorable, waiting for the IMHO show to start.

Was looking at an article comparing the differences between Xenoblade Chronicles X on Switch 1 vs 2 with the new upgrade, then realized every screenshot included had all of the female characters in their underwear/swimwear, and immediately became less interested in the writer's opinion.

Luv 2 wake up and see every elected official shrugging their shoulders as we illegally invade the country my grandmother immigrated from almsot 70 years ago. I swear I feel like I have brain damage or something, how is this happening????

ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦

Okay bear with me. My amazing friend Robyn (@haykebyr.bsky.social) did this amazing image based on my stupid ass joke. It's Miss Piggy photoshopped into some Sister of Battle armour, with the white bob haircut and a fleur de lys tattoo on her cheek and everything. Except she's got pink satin gloves on. The caption is "In the Grim Darkness of the Far Future there is Only Moi" because that's the whole joke. Thank you.

WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you

KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag. KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense. KOKO: jealousy professor