Being threatened is so funny. Do it or don’t, dog. I got places to be,
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[plonking intensifies] If I end up in a Concentration Camp, get Jack Reacher.
Vivek Ramaswamy is booed offstage after telling Ohio crowd, 'The truth of the matter is, people in my generation have already made it. We're gonna be fine.'
This is why rear naked chokeholds exist.
Hemant Mehta@friendlyatheist.com · last wk.Evangelist Whitney Lynn says she preaches on planes because she loves “a captive audience.” She's not alone. It's becoming a trend. If spreading your message requires listeners who can't escape, maybe it's not as compelling as you think. www.friendlyatheist.com/p/christian-...
I know Elon has done a lot of truly evil things, but I’ll also never forgive him for stealing Twitter from us.
Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him
Weren’t these bullshit tantrum tariffs ruled unconstitutional like two months ago?
Unofficial BBCNews (World) Bot@bbcnews-world-rss.bsky.social · 2w agoTrump imposes 50% tariff on Canadian imports
i can’t let myself think about it too often or i’ll spiral but dammit we were so close to never having to give a shit what he said ever again
INTERVIEWER: you mentioned that you’re bilingual can you give me an example ME [in spanish]: no
Somebody remind this chud that a soldier could be made of 99% testosterone by weight, and it wouldn’t make the Iranian drones blow them up any slower.
Matthew Gault@mjgault.bsky.social · 3w agoHegseth announced they're gonna start screening for T and administering testosterone treatment for warriors found wanting
Obviously fake. Simpsons characters do NOT have five fingers on each hand!
we are witnessing a company who thought they invented the ham sandwich realizing in real time that they sell ham, bread, and mustard at the grocery store
Anthropic {bot}@anthropicbot.bsky.social · 4w agoWe're extending Claude Fable 5 access on all paid plans, as well as keeping Claude Code’s weekly rate limits 50% higher, through July 19.
Personally, in my heart of hearts, I’d like to believe that John McCain worked very hard in Hell and got a promotion, and now he’s in charge of getting this sewing job done.
Pookleblinky@pookleblinky.bsky.social · 4w agoYou're laughing? Mitch McConnell and Lindsay Graham are in hell being sewn together into a human centipede and you're laughing?
To be a historian is to speak ill of the dead and the rest of you should take more history classes and join us.
Congratulations to everyone who thought about but ultimately decided not to be that dude’s huckleberry.
I can't wait to get back to a government of Civil *Servants*. We are not subjects.
Also just thinking about different Mitch McConnell’s legacy would be if he’d voted for impeachment and conviction. Had a chance to have a right side of history last roll of the dice and chickened out
Inside you there are two wolves, because that was a crazy tornado in wolf country.
