Y’all should all know better by now

Karen K. Ho@karenho.bsky.social · yesterday

I should have known better.

Glastonbury will return in 2027. Rod Liddle, won't

I don't think people are ready for this kind of joke yet.

All-timer of an anthem performance at the first WPBL game last night. Never heard anything like it. Just when you think you’ve figured out what type of Bad Anthem Performance you’re watching she switches it up

Théo@tlpavlich.gay · 4d ago

Okay I went back and recorded the WPBL anthem. I haven't seen a clip of it yet and....it needs to never be forgotten.

never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.

Remember this scene?

A birthday card I made for a poet friend

Airplane (1980) #FilmSky #MovieSky #Movies

My entire life I’ve never called it the FIFA World Cup. I’ve always called it the World Cup. Fans don’t give a shit about FIFA. If national teams showed up for a World Cup tournament not held by FIFA we would all watch it. World Cup is the brand. FIFA is nothing.

“Every scene should be able to answer three questions: Who wants what from whom? What happens if they don’t get it? Why now?” — David Mamet

© Max Ginsburg. 'The Friends.' Oil on canvas, 1981. 101.6 x 55.9 cm.

Once again I thought I was on the edge of a nervous breakdown but it turned out I just needed a snack

It is two years today since this dimwit gave us the most hilarious demonstration of karma in history.

cashier today told me he knew me from twitter and said him and his partner still use “the butter’s penthouse” 😭

Chad Livengood@chadlivengood.bsky.social · last wk.

BREAKING: Husband killed his wife, six kids before taking his own life in west Michigan, police say www.detroitnews.com/story/news/l...

Here it is. My manifesto for the 2026 Clacton By-Election. It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Join me, clean up Clacton and let's make 13th August Bin Day! #VoteBinface #VoteyMcVoteface #YesWeTinCan

This is just to say I have turned into pigs the men that were on my island and which you were probably saving to row you to Ithaca Forgive me they were disgusting so male and so disrespectful.

Jessica Ritchey@jmritchey.bsky.social · last wk.

This is just to say I have eaten the sun god's cattle on the island which you were probably saving for Apollo Forgive me they were delicious and so charred and so warm

PSA - Spaceballs, Howard The Duck, The Running Man, Spotlight, Army of Darkness, Teen Wolf, The Birdcage, Navy Seals, Allan Quartermain and the City of Gold, Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey are all FREE to watch through YouTube. Proper YT, not dodgy uploads.

God I fancy him so much

Garrett Gilchrist@garrettgilchrist.bsky.social · 2w ago

They keep telling me media literacy is dead but then I see videos like this and I know it jot to be true

*Shuts down laptop.* I think that's enough internet for today. *Picks up phone* Let's see what the pocket-sized internet is doing.

The post-credits scene of EBENEZER reveals the "what day is it" boy to be Oliver Twist, launching Phase 1 of the Dickensverse.

The proportion of Britons with a favourable opinion of Lionel Messi has fallen from 55% to 29% since the start of the World Cup Jude Bellingham is one of the tournament's big winners, with 67% of the public now seeing England's top goal scorer positively, up 19 points over the last month