This show is SO much fun, interactive (but not the kind that will make you panic and implode) and totally hilarious. Recommended! 🍓

James Ross@jamesrosscomedy.bsky.social · yesterday

At the Fringe? I'm doing this for about a week! James Ross Does Guess Who 3: Guess Hard With A Vengeance. My third audience-and-vibes based Guess Who show and I can absolutely 100% that it is definitely the most recent. Free Fringe so it's pay what you like. Say hi! www.edfringe.com/tickets/what...

We had James on the show last year doing this and it was incredible- you’ll have a great time - get along to it

James Ross@jamesrosscomedy.bsky.social · yesterday

At the Fringe? I'm doing this for about a week! James Ross Does Guess Who 3: Guess Hard With A Vengeance. My third audience-and-vibes based Guess Who show and I can absolutely 100% that it is definitely the most recent. Free Fringe so it's pay what you like. Say hi! www.edfringe.com/tickets/what...

At the Fringe? I'm doing this for about a week! James Ross Does Guess Who 3: Guess Hard With A Vengeance. My third audience-and-vibes based Guess Who show and I can absolutely 100% that it is definitely the most recent. Free Fringe so it's pay what you like. Say hi! www.edfringe.com/tickets/what...

Wheelchair Access, Wheelchair Accessible Toilets

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Gyms keep being advertised to me with "accountability" as a selling point. Like I should pay good money for the TA-reject PE teacher experience. I want the exact opposite of accountability. I want my exercise to be so unaccountable it's basically the IDF

I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential

I coach kids football. My team hasn't won a game all season. That's because I have an inclusive team and take all kids who want to play. I'm oversubscribed. I look down on coaches whose teams win because they kicked out all the weaker children.

Our guest actors for episode 5 were @lowrianndavies.bsky.social as Sleipnir and Jack Herauville as Fike. We even snuck in a little extra @jamesrosscomedy.bsky.social as The Twizzle Bridge Troll.

Okay Flag Christmas is over. Like regular Christmas you've got twelve days to take down the decorations before they're a bit racist again

Me, a rough tough fat little middle aged woman: Regularly walking through London with a laptop, phone, bank cards etc etc just for work like a normal adult Big strapping alpha blokes in Nige's imagination: hewp, is too skewwy to wear watch, pwease tell me how many bongs der time is mister big bens

Jim Pickard@pickardje.bsky.social · 4w ago

Nigel Farage has just claimed that men in London are too afraid to wear watches in public, which is just transparently nonsense

"On a hot day like this, a cup of tea actually cools you down," says my dad, applying an expired bottle of factor 5 suncream to a face so sunburned you can still see it when you blink.

So what you're saying is that actually my voice hasn't aged a day in ten years

kristsune@kristsune.bsky.social · last mo.

When I heard @jamesrosscomedy.bsky.social in @goblinspod.bsky.social last week. I simply had to make a little comparison post. It was absolutely delightful. www.tumblr.com/kristsune/82...

goblinspodcast.com/listen-here/ Episode two is up and hells yes. @jamesrosscomedy.bsky.social, literally one of the most left wing people I know, you play a right wing cunt so much better because it comes from a place of deep, abiding, hatred, and I admire you so much.

Listen Here

The pilot is out now, and you can sign up to receive new episodes as soon as they become available from the links below Acast Apple Spotify

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But who am I kidding? If appealing to Reform voters didn't work the first half dozen times, might as well run headfirst into that wall again!

Now he's resigned he's Keir Starmed.

Lovely stuff, the line-up is out for @jamesrosscomedy.bsky.social's PBH Free Fringe Weekender in Southwark (www.skiddle.com/whats-on/Lon...), with e.g. #ACMS veterans @michaelbrunstrom.bsky.social, @jlukeroberts.bsky.social, @alexanderybennett.bsky.social, and @robinince.bsky.social, HOW NICE.

Waiter: You're married with a kid when you could be having fun with me. So, what'll it be, sir? Customer: Can I hear the specials again?

This website has caused me to invent the word schadenfreudography: isaiprofitable.com

Anyone who missed the last show w/ Mark Thomas, Tasha Cluskey, Kathryn Mather, Alice India et al it's now out on Patreon! Rates start at a mere £1 per show and we only charge when a new live show video comes out, so do hop on it if you fancy: www.patreon.com/posts/quantu...

Quantum Leopard 16/05/26 w/ Mark Thomas | Quantum Leopard

Quantum Leopard 16/05/26 w/ Mark Thomas by Quantum Leopard on Patreon. Join Quantum Leopard's community for exclusive content and updates.

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Tickets for next QL still very much available! All comp winners special with Edinburgh Comedy Award Best Newcomer nominee TOUSSAINT DOUGLASS, Cerys Bradley, Sasha Ellen, Aayush Rathi & more! Saturday 20/06/26 - www.ticketsource.com/quantum-leop...

We sold out for tonight three days ago but had a return of six tickets due to illness, so if you fancy seeing MARK THOMAS headline and a bunch of other cracking acts at a pay what you like price in a BYOB venue, now's your chance! www.ticketsource.com/quantum-leop...

New research shows that more people abandoned Labour because they were too tough on immigration - and because of their support for Israel - than because they were too soft on immigration.

I can never unrealise that when they're pictured together Streeting looks like Starmer's adult son from his failed first marriage

Proust Baking Company Recalls Thousands of Madeleines

Proportional representation is an excellent idea: 1) avoids splitting vote of UK's progressive majority 2) encourages coalition building & avoid elective dictatorship 3) I for one very keen on the idea that my proportions be represented, perhaps in charcoal sketch, or oils if that's more your medium

106 years ago today, on May 7th, an undergraduate at Christchurch College, Oxford, drank a glass of port then left through the main gates for a walk. I've been thinking about him, & his walk, for years now. It's taken a long time for me to figure out why - why I've kept returning, near obsessed.

Had a lovely chat with Blizzard ahead of their previews weekender in Manchester. Have a look, come to the shows! blizzardcomedy.co.uk/2026/05/06/j...

“I mostly think about what will test an audience’s patience the most.” | James Ross on keeping his Guess Who material fresh in the show’s third iteration

Tell us about the show you’re bringing to Blizzard Comedy’s Mini-Fringe All Dayer. Remember childhood favourite Guess Who? It’s that, but played with you the lovely audience and based on vibe…

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If I die and go to hell then I will also have to do this:

Chortle@chortle.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Comic to write 20 different shows for the Edinburgh Fringe

Every guy in a videogame:

Isn't all crime cosy crime if you've dressed appropriately for the weather?

Why is he called James Bond when he is entirely incapable of forming long term relationships?