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Erika Violet@eriviolet.bsky.social · yesterday

actually can i ask how you found this, i’d been looking around like a maniac bc i knew the date and location matched up with where i went but i ended up finding a DIFFERENT school that did a similar routine lmao www.usatoday.com/story/news/n...

Oh my god I think I found the video.

CSketch@csketch.bsky.social · yesterday

MLB owners of losing teams getting ready to point to the Dodgers for why they need a salary cap

No professional accomplishment has ever made me happier than this. theonion.com/translator-o...

Translator Of Original ‘Minions’ Epic Poem Slams ‘Sexless, Bloodless’ Film Adaptation

PHILADELPHIA—In a 4,500-word essay published in Harper’s Magazine, Emily Wilson, known for her popular translation of the Minions epic poem, blasted the latest film Thursday as a “sexless, bloodless” ...

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@mtsw.bsky.social trump take meat, Trump give offal

FactPost@factpostnews.bsky.social · 6d ago

RFK Jr. suggests Americans can more easily afford groceries if they start eating liver instead of beef: "Most of the cheap cuts of meat are very inexpensive. ... You can buy liver"

writing these words in this order made me feel like i was having a stroke, i am pleased to share it with all of you

Robert Downen@robertdownen.bsky.social · 6d ago

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(TNT's "INSIDE OLYMPUS") ZEUS: hey Poseidon. tell em where we're sending him. where did you say we're sending him POSIDEON: Laestrygonia

I will think about this every day for the rest of my life

before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. that way, you can sell the second one to fund your journey. follow me for more Revenge Grindset tips and tricks

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gleebix@gleebix.bsky.social · 3mo ago

star wars horror movie about a small group of stormtroopers doing their best to not be eaten by ewoks after the battle of endor

@jasonkirk.fyi do you do restaurant consulting?

The Washington Post@washingtonpost.com · 4w ago

Pizza Hut is looking for ways to reconnect with customers after years of restaurant closures and shifting consumer tastes. Some fans say the path forward may actually lie in looking back at its era of colorful lamps hung over checkered tablecloths.

The year is 2010, Spain is heading to the World Cup semifinals, Lebron James is considering his decision.

@daveweigel.bsky.social not sure I’ve seen you weigh in, but the joint PA thing with Fett and McC is basically for republicans to support their preferred Dem in the inevitable and pricy Dem primary, right?

Unfortunately, a stunned Paris is how they all got into this whole mess to begin with

Pop Crave@popcrave.com · 4w ago

‘The Odyssey’ women Zendaya, Anne Hathaway, Lupita Nyong'o, and Charlize Theron stun in Paris.

FUCK

🇵🇸 Dean Tāne 🇵🇸@dean-tane.bsky.social · 2mo ago

ENOUGH

"I'm sweating beef brisket like it's going out of fashion, my friend"

Andy Reid Approaches Floor For Traditional Coach-Tight End Wedding Dance https://theonion.com/andy-reid-approaches-floor-for-traditional-coach-tight-end-wedding-dance/

@janecoaston.bsky.social so who will be playing Pope Leo in the hbo miniseries about this? Maybe Sam Rockwell?

The New York Times@nytimes.com · last mo.

The Vatican on Thursday excommunicated all formal followers of a breakaway conservative faction of the Roman Catholic Church, a day after its leaders defied a personal plea from Pope Leo XIV and consecrated four new bishops without his permission. trib.al/RjzEFhD

what about the ku klux klan?

IGN@ign.com · last mo.

Minions director Pierre Coffin has confirmed in an interview that no minions have worked with Hitler because they were frozen "in that cave."

Tough choices today

Don't do any of this.

multi celled morganism@meltedmistress.bsky.social · last mo.

basically it was like this

@davidjroth.bsky.social good tidings this merry Bobby Bonilla Day. As-salamu Bonilla