JanoDev
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the median midwestern voter loves two things: electing republicans and thwarting republican policy goals via ballot referendum
i know votes are still being counted but the more i look at this michigan senate map the more it becomes clear that it kind of looks like a mitten
Brilliant letter from Stuart Thompson to Jeremy Clarkson about his comments that benefit claimants should write weekly thank you letters to tax payers detailing how they spend their benefits each week.
Are you saying the DOJ withdrew that pool vandalism indictment… upon reflection?
Harrison Ford, the actor behind loveable scoundrels Han Solo and Indiana Jones, started his career as an on-set carpenter. That makes him a roguelike deckbuilder.
stephen miller killed this couple, as surely as if he'd pulled the trigger himself
Matt Ortega@mattortega.com · last wk.Stephen Miller said just the other day that all asylum claims are "fake." A couple deported from the U.S. to Guatemala were gagged, bound, and shot dead. Their 14-month old found crying next to their mother's body. People like Miller don't care though because this is the point: ethnic cleansing.
me trying to get pictures to explain my taste in men to someone but not wanting to just google something generic like 'large guys' so i google 'husky gentlemen' and well. i don't know what i expected
I’m so goddamn mad about this. I was born too late for the bicentennial, but as a kid I thought “At least I’ll be alive for 250.” Then America just sucked by the time it happened and nobody felt like celebrating. Even the people who ostensibly had reason to celebrate completely half-assed it.
Brendel@brendelbored.bsky.social · last wk.It is amazing that the 250th anniversary of America was pretty much just not a thing. You could tell all the companies thought it would be, they had 250th ketchup and ice cream and energy drinks but all we got was a shit ass fair that no one went to
the thing about having actual principles is that when a politician I respect does some stupid shit I can just be like, “that sucks, knock it off” instead of inventing an imaginary world where I’m forced to defend stupid shit for procedural 4d chess reasons
honestly it would be just as amazing to me if the dog was lying about being psychic
SKELLYTON@pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 2w agoYOU WILL BELIEVE A DOG CAN READ YOUR MIND
Yes, the Problems are bad, but this is no time for radical things like Solutions
The US executed the first one, assassinated the second one, arms the country fighting the third one, and gives unlimited and unconditional and totally irrational support to the last one.
miguel_alemania@miguel-alemania.bsky.social · 2w agoSaddam killed 459.000 muslims but isn‘t a war criminal. The mudering mullahs killed about 159.000 men and women but aren‘t war criminals. Putin killed about 250.000 men but isn‘t a war criminal. Netanjahu is a jew, so he is a war criminal. That’s the truth, the whole truth, nothing but the truth.
the fun thing and problem with Rumors is that it proves you can, in fact, make art good enough to completely justify your life as a messy drug-addled maniac
A significant portion of the original story was already devoted to Scrooge’s origin. Is this just going to be the second quarter of “A Christmas Carol,” without continuing on to the redemption arc?
DiscussingFilm@discussingfilm.net · 2w agoFirst poster for ‘EBENEZER’, a new film based on ‘A Christmas Carol’ starring Johnny Depp. “Before he was Scrooge, he was Ebenezer”
“Every jumbled pile of person has a thinking part that wonders what the part that isn’t thinking isn’t thinking of.“
Secret Drug Addict@scrtdrugaddict.bsky.social · 2w ago
“A girl called me up and said ‘Come on over, Nobody’s home.’ I went over. Nobody was home, and he stabbed me in the eye!”
Kristi Yamaguccimane@wapplehouse.bsky.social · 2w ago“Call me Penelope the way nobody shows me respect around here…I tell ya”
the food safety stuff is another reminder that a large, huge, gigantic part of being a republican is going “lmao why are we spending money to prevent horrifying disasters from happening if they never happen 🤪”
losing my mind at how ruthless this sentence is
before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. that way, you can sell the second one to fund your journey. follow me for more Revenge Grindset tips and tricks
There are three things all great rock songs are written about 1) a woman 2) heroin 3) a bird who rocks better than other birds
The Platner collapse confirms my one immutable rule of politics and running for office: Your first campaign should not be a federal one, especially a high-profile race.
