jenc

@jenchan.biz

dev from hell, artist on strike https://jenchan.biz

Blog posts we used to have: “how I reduced latency across several hundred machines by 200 ms by removing two O(n)^2 hot paths” Blog posts we have now: “Here’s how to get the most out of /ultrathink in the latest release of Claudex 3.0.5”

the market dynamics seem standard. dominant providers want to lock you in. underdogs are more open because it’s their only leverage. users balk at full lock-in, preferring the marginally more open provider. the post shows there are many independent aspects of lock-in to negotiate over

I don't understand why people are still hiring product engineers & giving them 10x more work than before. I knew when I was building a terrible product, given timelines that wouldn't make sense. AI endlessly accelerates, churns sanity and makes disposable all kinds of bad bets - it's just tokens

A familiar story: the build crashes, so you rm -rf node_modules && rm package-lock.json, then reinstall to get your dev env back. But once the lockfile's gone, your ^ ranges take over. npm install can grab the newest in-range version of everything: poison included when there's a supply chain attack

Ship JavaScript? Hang onto your lockfile | vlt /vōlt/

Pinning dependencies in package.json won't save you in a supply-chain attack — a committed lockfile does. Here's why, and how to install so it holds.

vlt.io

How I know I still got it? Getting hit on by young ones in liberty village while looking at my phone

🚨⚠️ ATTENTION ⚠️🚨 all you BACKEND 🍑💻 engineers and proDICKtivity 📈🍆 obsessed tech freaks, if you haven't been deep-diving 🤿😩 into Claude at your company yet then sit down 🪑 because daddy AI is here to teach you the 4️⃣ steps to getting your ORGAN-ization 🎹🫦 fully penetrated by artificial intelligence 🤖💦

Dare Obasanjo@carnage4life.bsky.social · 3w ago

Boris Cherny’s 5 stages of AI adoption for software teams: Gated: Restricted access to AI. Assisted: 1 agent per dev(high supervision). Parallel: 10 agents per dev(AI codes, humans verify). Autonomy: 100 agents per dev(AI verifies). AI-Native: 1,000+ agents (AI decides what work to do).

Wish the people in my life would ambush me, make me admit to being a workaholic, put me in a van, take me some place where they don't let you work

You can't turn back the truth, but you can fix it with hyluronic acid. Alternate with a little retinol. No one has to know!

Tabs vs. spaces is a distraction. The real test is whether you know how to exit vim without closing the Linux terminal 👀

The latest form of code golfing in AI-assisted software dev is how much you can do with as many agents as possible (bonus: locally). I feel like everyone is lying.

Being on day three of scouring computer forums and finding somebody who had your same problem but eventually gave up is like seeing a dead body on Everest

Your android / browser / piece of software you use for one single thing has exciting new features! * AI now helps you do Incomprehensible thing! * Thing you would never want to do, now easier with AI! * This one's just us talking about AI again, we know you're not reading these * They pay us