Seated (and sweaty) for Weird Al!

Bed-Stuy/Bushwick girlies: any of you need a roommate? I'm looking for an apartment but you never know.

Every time I listen to Arthur Russell, I have the same thought, which is that this might genuinely be the apex of Music.

I don't even know what to say. This is real, this is true, so, like, thank you all, from the bottom of my heart. This took over 25 years to happen so if there's any lesson here it's either "keep at it, who knows" or "many people are divorced"

Jimmy Dean Dot Com Call that a sausage link

Henna'd myself

special mint green night vans that come your house at bedtime like an ice cream truck, all electric quiet as wind. sleep attendant gives you narcotic nose sprays out of a huge flonase the size of fancy restaurant pepper grinder and a welsh rarebit in styrofoam container

I never thought I'd live to see the day Phish brought back "Melt the Guns," a cover I have been requesting of the gods for years now

So close!

"It's hard to be a hero when you're only 4'6"." Just a reminder that Guybrush Threepwood is, canonically, a short king.

Making a sandwich vs. putting all of the stuff back

Dumbass Question: How do you read philosophy? Do you start with the Greeks and go forward from there, or just jump into Being & Nothingness and hop around?

*Getting stoned and looking at the Google Image Search for pit vipers*

Describe your favorite movie in the most boring way possible. Guy pranks his wife.

Genesee Jr.@rlgrey.bsky.social · 2w ago

Describe your favorite movie in the most boring way possible. An FBI trainee receives a career boost.

An account with this avatar was just blocked.

i put my pants on just like everyone else, bitching and screaming about how i have to go to work

This is misleading. “More than 100 per day” is a statistical error. Average city has zero cars crashing into buildings per year. Columbus Ohio has 10,000 cars crashing into buildings per day and should not be counted.

David Pollack@davidmpollack.bsky.social · last mo.

Cars crash into US buildings at a rate of more than 100 per day. Each year in the US, as many as 16,000 people are injured and as many as 2,600 are killed in vehicle-into-building crashes. www.storefrontsafety.org/crash-statis...

I love that Gene tacitly admits that listening to KISS is an unintuitive thing to do, and that real kiss fans look at pictures of kiss

Plate Stealer@platestealer.bsky.social · 3w ago

Let's take a moment to see what Gene Simmons has been posting on the everything app

I'm 34

The creator of Roger Rabbit (who is 85 years old by the way) is a good sort Crossposted with @openvibe.social

you spent 25 minutes listening to the the ramblings of an obviously insane man. i spent 25 minutes listening to whipping post live at the filmore east (1971). we are not the same

"Civilization was a mistake" — me when I stay up too late playing Civilization

BREAKING: Lindsey Graham’s sudden death reveals everyone’s wake-up time on Sundays.

Black Aziz Anansi@blackazizanansi.blacksky.app · 3w ago

So Lindsey Graham is really dead?

That's great it starts with an earthquake

sometimes you get two bags of chips out of the vending machine I guess

every picture of robert palmer looks like he just got away with something he shouldn’t’ve gotten away with

Doom bands will put an album out with three twenty minute songs called…

Weird Spy Satellite@weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 4w ago

Transmission #9890 from Topaz 3 (UNCLASSIFIED) 1. Diabolical Cannibals 2. Quasi-Cuttlefish 3. Emerald Baby Teeth