Today is the day the story There Will Come Soft Rain is set. An amazing and heartbreaking work of fiction for our modern age. Read it here:
a wooly man without a face@jojororo.bsky.social · yesterdayJennifer—em Dash—Graham
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Author of the VERONICA MARS books and the upcoming YA thriller THE FALL OF IRIS HENLEY. She/her.
a wooly man without a face@jojororo.bsky.social · yesterday
If you’re a Gondorian soldier your experience with hobbits is a tiny guy shows up with a wizard and is immediately taken in the Steward’s counsel. He saves Faramir when the Steward goes mad. A second tiny guy arrives with the Rohirrim and kills the Witch King. The first one then goes on campaign …
It’s a good thing I learned my emotional expressions were Too Much when I was young, because what would my life even look like if I could recognize, assess, and understand my own feelings?
Me: that’s the worst parking job I have ever done 10yo: Mom you know that’s not true
the oral poetry tradition used stock phrases so you could play to your audience it is doubtful the play was performed the same way twice -let alone- an Official Version
Sky Marchini@sky.skymarchini.net · 7d agoThis entire debate is so stupid because these are fucking folktales, putting aside any questions of translation, there is no “objective” version of them, they are oral traditions that have been shaped by people playing telephone for a few thousand years 
I just ordered a new planner and a handful of planner accessories, my prefrontal cortex is about to meet its fucking match
I bet the Ancient Greeks used to love arguing about the latest performance of the odyssey, too
Me, seeing that there’s a NEUROMANCER trailer: huh idk if we need another cyberpunk adaptation, it feels kind of played Me, the moment Molly Millions’ claws *SNICK* out: MOTHER PLEASE
The human body is truly a complex and wondrous thing, who’d have thought that one day I’d find my whole body could be wracked with pain following a solitary sneeze.
I can’t believe this place went on without me for two whole weeks, none of you even DMd me to see if I was dead During Leo season no less!
ICE desperately wants you not to care about this story But we must. The killing of Lorenzo Salgado Araujo, a Mexican national striving for his American Dream, is a moral outrage, and a warning. ICE hopes you won't notice that mass deportation is back My new column www.inquirer.com/opinion/ice-...
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Salgado came from Mexico, built the American Dream, sent his sons to college, and was senselessly killed by ICE.
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A genuine traffic-stopping baddie just complimented my dress. Add to that the fact that a butterfly tried pollinating it earlier and you can’t tell me shit.
Bluesky isn't dead. I talked with it for 20 minutes earlier.
The red flag was never the tattoo. The red flag was the revelation that he never even considered that the tattoo would be a problem.
Jennifer—em Dash—Graham@jgriffingraham.bsky.social · 10mo agoYou’re not allowed in at the *water park* with a Nazi tattoo, why are we debating letting someone into the Senate
me looking at my heterosexual friend, who I am friends with, heterosexually
Add one year and sub “vintage consumer electronics” for the Edmund Fitzgerald and it’s still true
Jennifer—em Dash—Graham@jgriffingraham.bsky.social · last yr.My mom is tired of hearing about both socialism and the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald, which means it’s time for both me and my 9yo to head home.
Pretty crazy all this stuff dropping about the most spotless guy in the world