Ivy
@jivy.bsky.social
Cascadian. Design nerd. Historic stained glass Lorax. LFC, Seattle sports, aging water polo player. You’ll never walk alone.
There should be a Gordon Lightfoot song about this as well. 🎶The legend lives on from Astoria down Of an eight-ton dead whale by the jetty; The highway crew said, "Leave the seagulls well fed," With a half-ton of dynamite ready.🎶
Jerad Walker@jeradwalker.bsky.social · 8h agoHappy Exploding Whale Day to those who celebrate!
Brilliant as always from Brian. The sheer volume and variety of the ways in which he uses the word in this piece may represent a high point in the art of saying Fuck.
Brian Phillips@brianphillips.lol · 10h agoWrote about ur boy
*Winnie the Pooh trying to hide his increasing disappointment as he reads more about the honeypot situation*
I absolutely love the entire holiday season, and I am definitely the first one on the block to light up my house, but I do agree that rushing straight from Halloween to Christmas is bad. It makes it go by too fast!
Sickos Committee@sickoscommittee.org · 2d ago
I do kind of get why my mom watches stuff on CBS and NBC because that shit gets renewed for 7 seasons even if it sucks meanwhile I’m watching the only 7 episodes of something good like a schmuck
Steps to avoid falling victim to a honeypot scheme: 1) Don't cheat on your spouse. Thank you for reading my e-book.
I hate it when people here use the term The Big Dark because I don’t think we need to be that dramatic about it, but man the storm clouds rolled in and it was DIM at 3:45pm today, like a filter effect used on a Scandinavian crime drama.
Washington State Department of Health@doh.wa.gov · 3d agoEveryone in Washington these days . . .
I’ve never seen a counter-top artificial cloaca before
Jerry Chen@jcsalterego.bsky.social · 4d agojesus they're turning fried eggs back into regular eggs
The Seattle Public Schools Board of Directors is poised to vote Monday on whether to authorize “legal action” regarding Initiative 638, which requires girls to prove their “biological sex” to play girls’ sports.
Seattle School Board considers legal action over ban on trans girls in sports
The Seattle Public Schools Board of Directors is poised to vote Monday on whether to authorize “legal action” regarding Initiative 638, which requires girls to prove their “biological sex” to play girls’ sports.
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I don't know quite how to explain this, but my team has been studying election denialism for six years, and I can only describe the atmosphere in our lab right now as "giddy" — absorbing the possibility that the "rigged election" nonsense might be done, at least for the time being.
What a day at Cape Disappointment on Sunday! Great light on some photogenic waves, all due to a 20-25 foot swell moving onto the WA coast! #wawx
[Too loudly] well I sure hope *I* never get entrapped by a hot Chinese spy lady
if you've never seen a Capuchinbird (Perissocephalus tricolor), here you go
A friend of mine went to high school with him and once punched him in the chest and then took one of his shoes and threw it over a fence because he was being a racist as a teenager. The hatred in him goes to the core.
Keith Decent@keithdecent.bsky.social · last yr.They had to give Stephen miller the most normal name possible because he was so off-putting as a baby
A lot of things snap into place when you realize Tesla operates like a federally subsidized kickstarter scam
Tom Hearden@followtheh.bsky.social · 7d agoJust to put a bow on this: When Musk announced the Cybertruck in 2019 he said it would available in late 2021 and cost $40k. He and Tesla bulls hyped the 1.5 million “waiting list”. He projected 250-500 k sales/year. It showed up in late 2023 It cost $100k Lifetime sales (wait for it) 71k
Washington Dems announce that they believe the sports ban is unconstitutional under WA state law. As I wrote earlier today, I expect this law to never take effect.
Washington State Democrats@wadems.org · last wk.The Washington State Democratic Party released the following statement:
conservatives in july: GOLDEN AGE OF AMERICA conservatives in november: NEVERMIND
The second best part of what happened last night is going to be watching all of these people start devouring each other like a bunch of rats in a sack.
COME ON OUT YA MIGRA GOONS IN YER STUMBLING PLATOONS TELL YER WIFE HOW YOU ATE SHIT ON ICE FOR QUOOOOTAS TELL 'EM HOW DESPITE YOUR GUNS ALL YOU EVER DID WAS RUN FROM THE COLD AND FROZEN LANES OF MINNESOOOOTAAA
Liam Davis Temple@liam2manynames.bsky.social · last wk.The resistance of Minnesotans this winter changed the trajectory of our country and that cannot be overstated.
In the next two years an enormous number of Trump acolytes will try to find an exit ramp so they can save their careers and keep grifting and reinvent themselves and it is Nuremburg-level important that they are not able to accomplish that. The shit needs to stick to their fur, forever.
Seth Masket@smotus.bsky.social · last wk.CO GOP state Rep who lost his seat
caught between being inspired by james talarico's message about building politics around love and me wanting to deport stephen miller immediately
One ska band stands between two candidates
Jeff VanderMeer@jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · last wk.MISSISSIPPI?!!! 28 VOTES APART?!
Tomorrow night the polls here close right as water polo practice starts and I’m always so thankful for that couple of hours in the pool with my friends not thinking about all of this shit. There’s a ballot drop box outside of the pool and it will be a zoo right up until 8pm.
