wild that this is exactly what using a computer is like now

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Geaux troyanz

I did indeed

Jason Kirk@jasonkirk.fyi · 3w ago

Did you see the shot near the end of the broadcast of Ole Miss players pointing right at Kiffin as they ran past him

Hell yeah. Quakers rule. Hope this inspires more reparations action. And google Benjamin Lay for some fun Quaker abolitionist history.

Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · 4w ago

A Philadelphia family just bought their first home with a $10,000 first-time homebuyer grant funded by a group of Quakers It’s part of the congregation’s racial justice plan to redistribute wealth to Black residents in the Germantown area as a form of reparations

Who else didn’t blink when RFK Jr.’s speech on autism was interrupted by his quack ringtone? Almost too perfect.

All rich kids should be socialists. It is good actually. www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/never-apol...

Never Apologize For Being a Class Traitor

All rich kids should be socialists.

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Mike Muscala hit a three pointer to win a meaningless Orlando bubble league game and now LeBron James is a Sixer. God is good.

Please Use AI

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to show up in full combat gear on a hot summer day to the pool he filled with algae because he gave a paint job to one of his cigar puffing cronies. you are ordered to stop tourists from touching the green water. good luck soldier

skáld@danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 4mo ago

national guard deployed to keep people from touching the reflecting pool

uh huh

Ah. Thanks for telling me. I felt good. Now I feel bad.

Apparently Soderbergh is an obsessive tennis fan and also watched all 3 eps of Cocaine QB in one night... what a guy

I went to have cocktails to celebrate the giant meat grinder but then someone turned on the giant meat grinder and it was really loud and scary. and you're laughing

lol

much like your ghosting@mlyp.bsky.social · 6mo ago

Alex Jones posting 30 minute videos about Tim & Eric and cryig

Dammit it’s already happening

Report: FIFA plans to ask Peace Prize winner if he would maybe consider pausing domestic terrorism program for one month: defector.com/report-fifa-...

Report: FIFA Plans To Ask Peace Prize Winner If He Would Maybe Consider Pausing Domestic Terrorism Program For One Month

With just under two months until the start of the 2026 World Cup, it seems that FIFA executives have finally looked up at the horizon, seen the looming shitstorm, and are now scrambling to head it…

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'Inside the NBA' had the viral Pacers couple join the show tonight. Shaq was particularly honest and also offered to buy them an engagement ring. 🏀📺🤣 #NBA

Speak for yourself

This is the only time in my life that I have heard a politician talk about St. Patrick's Day in the way I've wanted it to be talked about.

Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani@mayor.nyc.gov · 7mo ago

Happy St. Patrick's Day, New York.

This is from 1975.

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I Will Never Forgive Trae Young For Surpassing Kobe Bryant's Career High For Assists In A Game Eight Times | Defector

Kobe Bryant was not just some normal NBA player. No indeed: He was the second-best shooting guard in the history of the Los Angeles Lakers franchise, and something like the 11th-best Laker overall, an...

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Frankenbert Graveyardko@albertburneko.bsky.social · 7mo ago

as a society we have failed to make this kind of herb-ass dork shit as embarrassing and shameful as it should be

They're telling me - listen to this - they're telling me to not... to not, to never get involved in a land war in Asia! I don't know. That's what they say but I don't know. Should I do it? They're telling me it's one of the "classic blunders" but I might do it. Should I do it?... I'm going to do it

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to bomb this elementary school full of kids because he thinks it makes him look cool. also his scheming viziers will be betting money on it for fun. good luck soldier

Max Kennerly@maxkennerly.bsky.social · 8mo ago

If America still had the rule of law, this would be the easiest prosecution ever, but we all know absolutely nothing will happen.

[guy who sang baby beluga] the festering belly is splitting, each half digested soul fumbling for a knife

Donald Trump killed two of my constituents. He is a liar and should be ashamed of himself.

“I don’t want to be in this place I want to go to my school.” - 7 year old imprisoned by ICE for 70 days in a concentration camp in Texas. Today, after @propublica.org published this story, the camp was raided to confiscate letters from the children. www.propublica.org/article/ice-...