Jordan L. Hawk

@jordanlhawk.com

Writer of queer romance. He/him. Currently haunting Massachusetts. http://www.jordanlhawk.com

I started getting followed by some "film festivals" and "writing festivals" and thought "oh, these are cool!" Then I looked a little closer. They're all part of a network that preys on writers, charging us for reviews, and feeding our stuff into slop generators. So I made a list.👋🏻🖕🏻😠

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Fae: “Tell us your true name.” Me: “…Just my name? No birthdate, no SSN, no fingerprint scan, no address, no mother’s maiden name? Are you sure you’ve even got the right Olivia Waite? There’s like six.” Fae: “What the hell kind of bargains have you been making?” Me: “They call it health insurance.”

My garage has found a new solution to the problem of an appropriate gender-neutral salutation that works for all customers. It's 'Legend'. All communications start "Hello, you absolute legend." I mean, it's no less or more sincere than 'valued customer'.

I might be a genius. Take 1 corn tortilla. Dampen slightly. Microwave til it's flexible (10-20 seconds). Use what you have as a spread. I used street corn dip. (Salsa, guac, hot sauce, or refritos would work. Be creative!) Unwrap 1 cheese stick. Roll tortilla around it. Air fry 7 min @ 370.

Good morning from sun--*checks notes*--hazy Illinois, where I'm at a writing retreat! I'll be scarce the next few days, so don't break the internet while I'm gone.

The asshole administration is planning to remove the mining buffer around Chaco Canyon in New Mexico. This is being done without tribal or expert input and the public comment time is incredibly, and cowardly short. Please comment to help try and save Chaco. www.koat.com/article/chac...

Chaco Canyon public comment period opens, as BLM proposes reopening 336,000 acres to mineral leasing

A new federal assessment could reshape the future of development near Chaco Canyon. Here’s what’s in the plan and how long the public has to weigh in.

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Preparation, sadly, gets shoved in with far-right bs or the american gentry tendency to see everything in all or nothing terms of their own property ("if I can't grow all my food on my 'homestead' what's the point?") I see it as an extension of what frontline communities have always done to survive