hey help me settle a debate i'm having with my first officer: when your ship is caught in a huge whirlpool you're supposed to steer into it right? time sensitive btw
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Actor/writer/freelancer in Queens. Lifelong Trekkie. Sucker for old timey comedy, pop science, and cat videos. Trans rights are human rights. Fuck Trump. Go Birds
Moxy Früvous’ YOU WILL GO TO THE MOON is a banger of an album and I will die on that hill youtube.com/playlist?lis...
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Kate Armstrong@brainchain.ca · yesterdayAlso - please join me if you will in flooding Bluesky with Canadian culture. Music, art, film, TV. Let’s show the vibrancy of this place I’m proud to call home.
CHEKHOV'S GOT A GUN CHEKHOV'S GOT A GUN WHAT WILL THE CLIMAX BEEEEE WHEN WE HIT ACT THREEEEEEE
Total Recall is supposed to be a cool movie, not a description of the US food supply
I’m in Maryland and there’s a tornado warning right now
they put up a dada center just outside of town and life has been unbearable ever since. thing looks like a fucking fish
I was born in this Chuck E. Cheese, and I'll die in this Chuck E. Cheese
[party store] me: yes I’d like one confetto, please cashier: one . . . confetto? me: it’s a very small party
I hope my use of made-up words doesn't make you...discomfortable
Probably my favorite review of all time was when a ten-year-old girl walked up to me after a show and told me “It was ........ okay” #actorslife
"Scientists" believe life began in underwater hydrothermal vents 4 billion years ago. I believe it began at the Denny's off the interstate in Toledo Ohio in 1956. I don't make fun of their theory and yet they constantly ridicule mine. And that's what's wrong with our so-called elites
they should make a Blade movie where he has to fight mummies and just has no idea what he's doing
Don't judge a man till you've walked a mile in his weird toe-socks
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you: "Hi, I’m a poorly thought-out scramble up a small rock face over a rough river in the Canadian Rockies”
Chuck Wendig@chuckwendig.bsky.social · last wk.Introduce yourself as what almost killed you: "Hi, I'm the possum that died in your family well!"
What’s your favorite noble gas? Mine is xenon
Jerry Chen@jcsalterego.bsky.social · last wk.quote with your favorite engagement bait prompt
Finally caught the first episode of Reacher. I am intrigued by the Largeness of this man
Scattered my brother's ashes today. He was really upset. It was all he had left of his wife
Inside of you there are two wolves. One is a messy slob, the other is a neat freak who’s obsessed with his ex. See what happens when they become roommates
A lot of people are asking questions about my babypult. Like, "Does it really fling babies?" & "Have you seen my son Jeff?"
Mr President, we have no time to waste. Get in the back of this horse costume
Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your resume? Odysseus: {long, hard stare}
Spock: The needs of the Beastie Boys: MANY Spock: outweigh the needs of the Beastie Boys: FEW Spock: or the Beastie Boys: ONE
Missed connection: you were a pigeon who made eye contact with me
{To the tune of “Alexander Hamilton”} Peanut butter jelly time