MOST PEOPLE ARE CUTTING THEIR JACK-O'-LANTERN'S HOLE IN THE WRONG PLACE
Julie Klausner@julieklausner.bsky.social · 22h agoMOST PEOPLE ARE CUTTING THEIR JACK-O'-LANTERN'S HOLE IN THE WRONG PLACE
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Maybe here, things will be better
Julie Klausner@julieklausner.bsky.social · 22h ago
inside of u are two wolves (nrw difficult people)
Oh hey, I’ve still got a handful of John x Johnny shirts in a lovely charity pink. fearofaghostplanet.bigcartel.com/product/john...
John x Johnny Tee (NEW COLOR)
Every time I print a white t-shirt, people inevitably say "I don't wear white t-shirts." Understandable! Here's one of the most popular of my white shirts, now on a gorgeous reddish-pink Threadfast te...
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My habit of barely ever looking at Instagram has worked out well but I must admit there is some good stuff there.
This @mcsweeneys.net piece by @julieklausner.bsky.social is a 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘦𝘤𝘵 example of "you can joke about anything without being an asshole." It's an A++ piece that manages to be hilarious without being shitty to Covid-conscious people or queer people CAN YOU EVEN IMAGINE?! Most people cannot!! 👴🏻🍫
Grandpa Joe from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory Has Something to Say About This Massachusetts Lesbian Bar Situation
“I figured it was about time for me, a white cisgender heterosexual man over seventy with cabbage scraps in his mustache, to weigh in on this matter.”
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'and the girls all have long ponytails that gently brush up against your skin like a Pantene-scented Daddy Long Legs...' OMG
Julie Klausner@julieklausner.bsky.social · 3w ago💛
ICYMI: The forever funny Julie Klausner (@julieklausner.bsky.social) shared a can't-miss movie pitch with us this week. buff.ly/PSniJtx
Backrooms, but for Introverts
Logline: “A guy not particularly fond of fresh air or crowds enters a nightmare universe full of the kind of outdoor spaces that give introverts panic attacks.”
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I’m very fond of both Beyond The Valley Of The Dolls and @julieklausner.bsky.social, so this should be great.
Will Harris@willharrisinva.bsky.social · 3w agoExtremely recommended: this week's episode of UNSPOOLED, in which @theamynicholson.bsky.social and past Letting Them Talk guest @julieklausner.bsky.social discuss one of my all-time favorite bizarro flicks, BEYOND THE VALLEY OF THE DOLLS...and, yes, of *course* I own the Criterion edition Blu-ray!
Extremely recommended: this week's episode of UNSPOOLED, in which @theamynicholson.bsky.social and past Letting Them Talk guest @julieklausner.bsky.social discuss one of my all-time favorite bizarro flicks, BEYOND THE VALLEY OF THE DOLLS...and, yes, of *course* I own the Criterion edition Blu-ray!
Beyond the Valley of the Dolls (with Julie Klausner)
Podcast Episode · Unspooled · September 17 · 1h 20m
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In lieu of flowers, Dolly Parton’s family is asking for donations to her Imagination Library, which has distributed over 330 million books to kids. [imaginationlibrary.com]
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Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library is a book gifting program that mails free books to children from birth until they begin school in participating areas.
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I was never lucky enough to meet the legendary Dolly Parton but when she was asked once at “Conan” to sing her own version of our stupid SlipNutz song, she sweetly replied, “I’m sorry, I don’t understand the idea, and I don’t feel comfortable doing something I don’t understand.” Honest as always.❤️
Talk about burying the lede: this brilliant piece is by the one and only @julieklausner.bsky.social!
McSweeney's@mcsweeneys.net · 2mo ago"Every week, this dive has four different flavors in addition to their perennial Chocolate Chip. And as I said, these cookies are really big. I really wish I could think of something besides a dirty diaper to compare them to in terms of weight and size, but I just can’t."
This is wild: Bruce Vilanch and @sethrudetsky.bsky.social both fell for a new scam targeting celebrities who think they're appearing on major radio programs (Terry Gross) and podcasts (Nikki Glazer, Amy Poehler.) Bruce even gave them money. www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/general...
Inside the Fake Celebrity Podcast Scam Fooling Hollywood
Seth Rudetsky thought Nikki Glaser wanted him on her podcast. Bruce Vilanch thought Terry Gross wanted him on hers. Both were targets of a hoax.
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