sixpenceee none the richer

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i'm not professor xavier, but i AM a jerk.

Going to one of those covid parties planning to get covid but instead me and some girl wear masks all night, realizing that there’s more to life than covid, there’s talking

i hated broadcast tv and torrented tv and i hate streaming tv now too. the only good tv experience of my life was watching the complete columbo dvd box set. every tv show should be more like the complete columbo dvd box set...

MCA: Well I'm a dirty dog but my rhymes are clean Tell you something awful like it's mangosteen Hit you with the truth that's super obscene Common jet fuel ALL: 𝗖𝗔𝗡'𝗧 𝗠𝗘𝗟𝗧 𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗘𝗟 𝗕𝗘𝗔𝗠𝗦

A Simpsons thing I remember being so accurate that I actually got mad at it as a kid is when Bart breaks his leg and ends up writing weird plays about British people, I was like ok is it so bad to be creative

Bart reading Lisa his play about St. Swiggins Day and Aunt Helga

fetterman, but the stroke helped him: what outlet are you with? xinhua news agency? good, let me tell your viewers this, i love seeing the continued prosperity of your country's handcrafted porcelain industry. the finest in the world. i would be honored to visit jingdezhen. i love beautiful ceramics

why is it that every time in the last 29 years I ask about what’s going on with spider man in comic books the answer is always that everyone has been driven insane by cuckoldry paranoia