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whatever you do, NEVER leave a message on a former Odd Future member's voicemail. you hear that beep and you HANG UP. they Will sample that shit.

There is no version of yourself you could become that would satisfy the people who hate you. So you might as well be who you are.

airbnb I’m staying at unintentionally created the toughest punk album cover of 2027

only thing i could think of seeing that damn face

TransWitchSammy (#1 Koudelka Fan) 🏳️‍⚧️@transwitchsammy.bsky.social · 4d ago

Pal demo/prototype of FFX dumped today and I love the menu and thank you for playing screens I live for this shit

While I'd love to get into the city just a bit faster than I did, I still love that I live somewhere I can get to places without needing to drive myself... lots of time to catch up on telegram messages instead of driving, hahaha

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"The people who work on farms often don't own them" is something that would have been completely intuitive to 99% of people for 99% of human history but is completely unintelligible to the people who make US public policy.

Sarah Taber@sarahtaber.bsky.social · 6d ago

A very serious Rural Politico once told me "Dems have to go to farmer meetings! We gotta be where the people are!" I was in fact in a farmer meeting at that very moment! So I live-texted him the meeting. They were complaining that they want indentured workers that they don't have to pay or feed.

ANTHROPIC: Our son loves humanity and for the low price of trillions and trillions of dollars will usher in an era of unprecedented peace and prosperity! OPENAI: Our horrible oafish son is hacking web sites without our permission. ANTHROPIC: (eyes narrowing) Our son is also evil

Only bollards can deliver this much happiness. #WorldBollardAssociation

Our operators are standing by! You're sure to love this deal, so dial 555-COY-OTES without delay! ...What were we selling again? #fursuitfriday 📷: @ytkileroy.bsky.social

people should be taught situational awareness in schools: don't stop in the middle of a trail/sidewalk if others are around, have your money ready, don't walk abreast a path if you're a slow-ass group, pay attention to the stoplight, etc.

Zach Weinersmith@zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 10mo ago

Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?

I have a lot going on and am feeling a lot of pressure, so I'm doing what any rational person would do: not focusing on any one thing, making no progress whatsoever on a single task, and not even effectively distracting myself with anything fun.

say what you will about AI, always-on voice recording and auto dictation has been a game changer for my workflows. Save post and close app. Yeah Footlong meatball sub on white. No veggies. Don't toast it. Ranch and barbecue sauce. Yeah, ranch and bargecue sauce. More. More. Little more please

crashing out trying to explain to my roommate that the amusement park next to our house is owned by six flags and was originally designed to be identical with an amusement park in illinois of the same name that I went to frequently as a kid

Literally what fandom discourse has turned into I fear.

Today is my 30th birthday.

Furry MP3s

"Say, Ging? Can I ask you something?" "Sure, but don't count on an answer." "What is it you want?" "Hm... Whatever I don't have." #fursuitfriday underneath the world tree 📸: @theowuff.bsky.social

The prevailing zeitgeist of "brevity is all that matters" is a big part of why things are so miserable. Detail is information is power. Nuance is crucial for understanding. Those in power want you to be TL;DR stupid so you're easier to manipulate. You should THIRST for detail, not avoid it.

zohran is america's first tickle monster mayor who it about to getcha

Aight, fine. I'll bite. Furries don't volunteer / staff cons enough. Half the problems you have with how a con runs / feels? It's probably because there aren't enough staff and the staff who are there are doing 4-5 different jobs. I say this as someone currently burnt out from furcon work.

laser 🍩 paints @ EF@laserpaints.com · 8mo ago

give me your hottest furry take

Happy Friday!! So ready for the weekend.. 😫 I miss all these boys already.. Had a blast dancing my tail off every night at the dance, I wanna go back 🥰 🐾 : @tarinnailo.dev @foxbites.bsky.social @panzicachee.bsky.social @opda.bsky.social @kaiyoht.dog @gearheadwolf.bsky.social #FursuitFriday 🐾

Come, kick up your weary paws and join me for a rest. We've some time yet before we're expected back. #fursuitfriday 📸: @miloproponyl.bsky.social

Someone just sent me this photo from Chicago, unbelieveable

You gotta read 17776. It's not gonna make you like sports, but it might at least give you a sense of why others do. The games we invent for ourselves are stupid but the greatest ability humans have is to find joy and beauty in the most unlikely of places.

frank 🦌@gay.sex.where.you.lickmypa.ws · 3w ago

Cold take but the “haha yes sportsball bad; bread and circuses!!!” opinion just makes you incredibly insufferable to be around Like have you tried being happy? maybe smile? stop going on reddit?

everyone seems to be responding positively to this and i hate to burst anyone's bubble, but i recently went to a Luddite festival in NYC and this is something organizers specifically warned about: don't let capitalists sell your hatred of capitalism back to you

The PS1 startup sound as a lesbian@janus.bsky.social · 3w ago

Hatred of AI now reaching the level of cultural consensus that becomes attractive to advertisers