Secure, sure. But not to simple to fetch when you reach your front door.
kenpeace
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Music loving retired professional services manager. Blows a mean blues harmonica. Harmonica and vocals in the Chester-based blues band, The Electric Blues Factory. Loves good food and drink - very very lardy. Cha Wa! @kenpeace Twitter escapee.
The RNLI is the closest you will ever get to actual Batman. When rescue is visibly, viscerally, obviously impossible; when the water is a smothering, thundering black wall and the wind is screaming straight from Hell; when you are absolutely going to die: someone’s hand pulls you out and you don’t.
Saw a brown-skinned disabled man buy a copy of the Daily Mail.
i’m so disgusted by jim ratcliffe’s comments i shall be boycotting his football club for the last 47 years
I dunno about you, but I’m more concerned that the rich bloke with the fancy crown is potentially shielding his brother from charges of sexual assault involving a minor than I am about what he might have said about his ex-wife several decades ago.
Oh go on then. The evolution of Take On Me... 'The Juicy Fruit Song' by Bridges (before Morten Harket joined them www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOhi...
Bridges - Miss Eerie (The Juicyfruit Song, earliest recording of Take On Me)
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What a truly excellent series of acting choices this fifty seconds of television presents…
Judge: How do you plead? Cunt: Legitimate concerns.
Just listened to three episodes of the masterful John Finnemore BBC radio comedy Cabin Pressure to sweeten my traffic-impacted drive back from N. Yorks. The best comedy cast ever assembled. Sad to read Stephanie Cole passed away today. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cabin_P...
Cabin Pressure (radio series) - Wikipedia
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“Quack quack” "Quack’s quack?” “Quack” “Quack quack? “Quack quack quack!” #knockknockforducks
Recorded 100 years ago today: Poole's North Carolina Ramblers "Monkey On A String" www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeGh...
Monkey on a String
Provided to YouTube by Zebralution GmbH Monkey on a String · Charlie Poole Presenting Charlie Poole ℗ 1925 Columbia Phonograph Co. Released on: 1925-03-31 Composer: Charlie Poole, Norman…
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🇷🇸🇺🇸 Somebody on the Polish internet described Sydney Sweeney as "an actress with the eyes of a retired Serbian infantry major" and from now on I'll probably always think of war crimes when looking at her.
Rochdale Canal, Castlefield, Manchester, 1984 (Manchester Libraries).
The arts industry in the UK: we contribute so much money to the economy but we are dying, please help Lisa Nandy: Village Parish Council: we held a pretend referendum Lisa Nandy: I'm listening
UK Border Forces have just smashed a smuggling gang trying to get 2 cases of San Pellegrino sparkling water and a Daily Telegraph into Piddington.
BREAKING NEWS: Ed Sheeran adds Piddington to his list of tour dates.
Piddington: Great! I agree : they our out. Step 1 : Stop the pensions Step 2 : Close the GP surgery Step 3 : Border crossings and passport checks
Blumineck lo ha vuelto a hacer 🥹 le aplaudo hasta que se me caigan las manos, bravo. "Be masculine, be feminine, be neither, or be both. But be kind."
I’ve spoken to the lads and we have agreed that The Electric Blues Factory is pulling out of Ed Sheeran’s tour.
me: “that edible ain’t shit” also me, 45 minutes later:
Me and my archaeology colleagues had a party after unearthing the world's oldest known tibia, which was nice because I do like a good shin dig.
A friend of mine works in AI and thinks bad things are about to happen. He sold his home and moved his family out the country. He said that if you own a home in a walkable San Francisco neighborhood near a taqueria with good veggie options, you should sell your home for super cheap right now.
My mum always spoke extremely badly of the women (well it was the 60s) who didn’t bring the washing in at night. Folks, I’m 63, I got the towels out later than I would have liked. They are not quite dry. *I HAVE LEFT THEM OUT* First time ever! Sorry Mum!