KEV WELDON PLANS TO JUMP OVER THE SUN ON A HORSE MADE OF SHORTBREAD

FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social · 15h ago

SPACEX PLANS MOON FACTORIES POWERED BY HUMANOID ROBOTS

It's increasingly hilarious to me how 80s metal cultivated a "tough-as-nails snarling bad boy" image with lyrics like "staring at your picture on a Saturday night/and I'm cryin' cause you left me alone"

Oh my god I think I found the video.

CSketch@csketch.bsky.social · yesterday

This turned out to be about precisely who I assumed it was about. Guy's a moron.

Heatherface Wixson@thehorrorchick.bsky.social · yesterday

Idk maybe you don’t *have* to review the movie made by the director who said a young girl should be cannibalized for wanting to stand up for human rights, regardless of how terrible it is…

Guys will listen to male influencer bullshit about needing to have a six pack and manipulate everyone and meanwhile women will go “you know who is the sexiest fucking guy I’ve ever seen?” and post this

PSA: It's even worse. Craig not only operated a revenge porn website, but he also was engaging in racketeering by secretly running several shell companies that offered a paid service that would remove your revenge porn *from the revenge porn distro sites he owned*.

Roger (6’5”)@iamtherog.com · 2w ago

Does everyone here know that @craigbrittain.com, who is currently masquerading as an anti-MAGA warrior, was fined in 2016 for operating a revenge porn website? A *lot* of y’all follow him. ⚠️ Marked as unsafe. ⚠️ www.ftc.gov/news-events/...

Every supermarket knockoff of a Twix is superior to a Twix.

Elizabeth Picciuto@epicciuto.bsky.social · 2d ago

What is your favorite example of when the cheap version of a product is legit better than the expensive one?

Quite literally the reason most of us are here - the robust muting and blocking tools. This isn't about being in an "echo chamber", it's that this is NOT my fucking job and NOT my fucking duty to be here. This is RECREATION. I don't want to deal with bullies and assholes while having fun.

I've never gone from "vaguely aware of them" to "I'm glad they're dead and I hope it hurt" as quickly as I just did about Rod Liddle. Thanks Bluesky!

look, if fear of having everyone on the internet celebrate your death by bringing up every bad thing you’ve done is what it takes to stop people being cunts while they’re alive, i say let’s give it a go

Okay, I am going to tell a little story. It's one I have saved for the last couple years, almost nobody knows about it. But it lives in my heart. I don't know how others will feel about it, maybe something, maybe nothing. It's about the Uncanny X-Men. 1/

It occurs to me to wonder when I should set my alarm clock for the Late Late Show special for Ireland's recently deceased Oscar winner, Brenda Fricker?

That "men should be allowed, without judgement or consequence, to do an amount of harm to women and girls that I personally deem acceptable" seems to be a genuine opinion still held by too many people in the year two thousand and twenty six is incredibly grim

btw this has options to sign if you don't make comics but are a fan or colleague of people who do! make number go up, support the union!

Jimmy Presler 🐴@jimmypresler.bsky.social · 4d ago

Sign this petition to show your support for keeping Senior Editors in the Dark Horse Workers Union. actionnetwork.org/petitions/dh...

Next time someone asks you the bad faith question “Have any women come forward?”, here you are.

socmot@socmot.bsky.social · 3d ago

I despise Substack and have previously said I will never read it (and I don't). But I will break my rule just for this eally disturbing piece of writing by Neko Case, who was / is in a band, The New Pornographers, who were supported by The Frames in 2002. nekocase.substack.com/p/in-what-fu...

Guy who went on holiday to Toontown and made it his whole personality:

Audiences are too easily impressed when an actor works out a bunch for a superhero role. That's surface level. Where are the vats of chemicals. Where are the being bitten by's.

Masculinity is funny to me sometimes This guy driving a cab yellow Maserati is loudly revving his engine in traffic to let everyone know how fast he would go if we weren’t holding him back

That Doctor Who episode where they bring Van Gogh to the future so see how deeply his works have moved people, and then they show him whatever the fuck this is to make sure he still kills himself.

Tim Price@timprice.bsky.social · last wk.

Hey, Crazy! It's Marvin! Your cousin, Marvin Frog! You know that new sound you were looking for? Well listen to THIS!

RFK Jr. watching Jimothy videos

Yer da writes “who?” Under posts mentioning female celebrities

Gotta shut down the factory that makes this kinda guy

Remember: the phrase "she was underage, so I waited" is tautological with "while she was underage, I was waiting". Even if it was Glen Hansard.

Apropos to nothing, dead men can't sue you for coming forward about the sexual harassment you experienced from them. #speirghorm

i cannot believe tributes to this creep keep being pushed on my timeline nasty shit to publicly mourn this guy because you like his songs

taylr@taylordahlin.com · last wk.

learning that glen hansard was a fucking creep. never listened to him but yikes