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Brooke from Let’s Not Date@letsnotdate.bsky.social · 2w ago

Novel reading is the ruin of modern women. 😔

me and the girls are gonna scream into the void until our vocal cords snap, come thru if you're free

"Used - Fair" is *sending* me

We would have less rapists if we brought out the meat cleavers. Just saying.

my monthly cleaning person thanked me for sitting down to piss every time he has a penis so he knows zero splatter when he doesn't see it

i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward

Substitute #BDSM for "fandom" and "weird kid spaces", and fucking 💣. Noobs having -opinions- and being jackholes about them peeves me to no end.

Lolsnort

take an iced coffee wherever you want. nothing matters anymore. kill god and lick the face of the cosmic unknown. your destiny runs on dunkin™.

How do we incentivize people to paint wizards on their vans again I haven’t seen a wizard van in a decade and it feels like we lost something precious Can we offer up a tax credit? Little bags of shrooms? Start a wizard van painting program at vocational schools?

if “we’re all cam girls in a surveillance state” ya’ll better be acting in solidarity with actual fucking cam girls 😒

Science fact: If you clutch your pearls hard enough they transform into diamonds.

Reduce stress with a slow Saturday wank. No, srsly, you have my permission. ✨ #SelfcareSaturday

just tried to ask bf why my controller was vibrating but instead my mouth said "my vibrator is controlling"

drawing little lines up the back of all my table legs because they deserve to feel sexy fuck the patriarchy

When you spill the batter all over the counter it's pancakke.

Bahaa someone just DMed me and apparently my last message to them was "that sounds like a great thing to talk to your therapist about"

A commercial for butter played in front of a YouTube video and it ended with the tagline "Eat it like you own it" and folks, I am not getting into heaven.

Toppling Tyrants: A Field Guide to Removing Fascism in America, by Christopher Armitage drive.google.com/file/d/1gUIZB_rltCxQSH9UDDhMIlB1Zsz4jDvb/view?usp=drivesdk Shared with permission.

♪ I'm coming out I want the world to know Got to let it show I've got to show the world All that I want to be And all my abilities There's so much more to me Somehow, I have to make them Just understand I got it well in hand And, oh, how I've planned ♪ en.wikipedia.org/wiki/August_Bier

I have seen my first bit of candy corn hate, and as the herald of "lol i bet it tastes like ass" jokes, my duty is clear. Come and preorder before prices go up and shipping begins October 1st. Happy Swalloween. www.funkittoys.com/shop/p/candy...

going to the feminist sex store and asking an employee for advice on products for pegging my boyfriend when suddenly everyone in the store starts clapping and cheering

Mass lesbian bar masking story is getting Oberlin cafeteria levels of coverage, meaning it will define reactionary and reactionary-fearing centrist politics for the next 15 years

Every time I see some "training and caring for your bimbo" domslop, I imagine a women with EE implants and a bleach job punching you in the throat 'cause a plastic bag spooked her.

Thorn-CMC@mindcntrlmkovr.bsky.social · 3w ago

There's a certain genre of fetish blog that talks about grown women like horses and it's not the horse girls.

Meat proxies 🤝 Dead internet reality futurism.com/artificial-intelligence/brown-brothers-media-ai-slop-empire

IDK man, but if someone who looks like a decades-older version of you (or someone with whom you are or have been close) shows up in your general vacinity, maybe hear them out, yeah?

In 6 months there will be a merger and the new entity will be OnlyFanDuel. Where you can bet which foot fetish model can best the others in single combat

i need to know what happened