Deeply strange that "amnesty international walked back their support for human rights because you wouldn't stop buying harry potter stuff" is essentially true

Stopped cars didn’t used to get hit by people doing 40 mph unless they were blind drunk. Really terrifying when you consider that in the interim, manufacturers have added a hundred different safety features to prevent exactly this and it’s still getting worse.

The distracted driving discourse is already popping off but I’d just like to throw in: I’ve been an insurance adjuster for almost 13 years. When I started, we almost never saw high speed rear end impacts. Now they’re like the most common type of claim. It’s distractions, this is obvious.

And thus Ich wake yn the dawninge And Ich steppe out syde And Ich take a depe breathe and koude ful wel flye And Ich screame wyth al puissance of my lunges What ys goinge on? And Ich saye hey ey ey yey hey ey yey Ich saye HEY! WHAT YS GOINGE ON?

First day as a bus driver "So which bus is the bus that sends people to a fantasy world when it hits them?" And so that was my last day as a bus driver. Interviewer: "OK that was a...way to describe your prior employment...that seems to be all the time we have...we'll be in touch"

It is weird being in a job that has to interact professionally with cops, but what makes it worth it is seeing copshit and how ridiculous it is. For example, TIL that a breathalyzer has to be connected to the internet and also the breathalyzer model is ths "Intoxilyzer 9000" Copshit is totes ridic

Kids need access to gender-affirming care. Kids need access to gender-affirming care. Kids need access to gender-affirming care. Kids need access to gender-affirming care. Kids need access to gender-affirming care. Kids need access to gender-affirming care. Kids need access to gender-affirming care.

The 38 Most Annoying People on Bluesky

At a brewery that's decorated like the gay bar on Maude

Joke bot accidentally spitting facts again

disc horse bot@horsedisc.bsky.social · yesterday

The Epic of Gilgamesh is better than Wicked.

Surgeon: "ok so what are you hoping to achieve with breast augmentation?" Me: "you know the Old Church Slavonic Cyrillic multiocular o?"

I want to make sure everyone in the city is aware that SUNY Downstate operates a large and extremely skilled LGBTQ and gender affirming care clinic, and we have repeatedly reiterated our intention to go to jail before we stop.

Chris Geidner@chrisgeidner.bsky.social · yesterday

BREAKING: The U.S. Department of Justice announced on Friday that it reached an “agreement” with Mount Sinai Health System in which it will “cease providing” gender-affirming medical care to minors and dedicate $2 million to providing care to those “suffering harmful consequences” of such care.

Gas so expensive I’m no longer accepting ass or grass for rides

Huh, my map is drifting northeast, 15 years in New England will do that. But the city least similar to is the only one where I've *actually* lived

What farm has a who corn maze now lmao

Goebel Farms honors Charlie Kirk with corn maze design

They say they chose to honor Kirk because he believed that disagreement should lead to conversation, not violence.

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My body is a machine that turns yapping into kisses

We've tried insult comedy, but what about...compliment comedy?

car girl doing donuts in the parking lot: skrrrt go spinny

Imagine being the goddamn CHAIR OF THE SENATE APPROPRIATIONS COMMITTEE, rubber stamping every single one of Trump’s requests, writing ICE a big blank check, and saying that you agree that we need to get rid of waste and be more efficient. GTFO, Susan.

The Bulwark@thebulwark.com · 2d ago

Q: "Elon Musk's America PAC has donated more than $170,000 to your campaign…Do you have any comment?" Susan Collins: "I wasn't aware of that donation…I don't agree with him on everything but I do agree with him that we need to eliminate waste and be much more efficient in government."

Courier: Do you know how many shootouts there have been in the Mojave over the last 10 years? Oliver: Counting or not counting Fiend violence?

*girl who ignores her own boundaries in order to maintain her social circle voice* "The friends justify the means"

White feminism is like white leftism that it seeks to level the playing field while maintaining a racial hierarchy. They ignore that these two aims are in direct opposition to one another. Even worse, the ubiquity of whiteness means they get labeled as simply Feminism or Leftism when they are not.

"You have to stay positive and find joy or else they win" ok cool great another thing I'm failing at because I'm not good enough

Come, Nerevar. Stoned or sober, come. Come to the hotbox. I wait for you there, where we last toked, countless minutes ago.

Remember when the panama papers came out and journalists were murdered for it and then the public memory holed it