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microsoft funds genocide, fills their dev pipelines with ai slop and throws all the people who actually make the video games into the street. i cannot imagine, even if you are politically sheltered and just want your treats, ever buying and supporting an xbox game. theres no future here

every empire scene in logh is just reinhard or ruenthal or mittermeyer: it's a crisis! what do we do... oberstein: we should do the obvious correct thing that advances our goals the lads: he could be lying. and evil oberstein: i'm not. any time you wanna do the obvious correct thing let me know

When I was working background design for Hey Arnold I made this handy guide to standardize the front door to the Sunset Arms… but once those off-model drawings are in the wild they breed like roaches. (Enjoy Craig's hilarious, tolerant note.)

A clean ground-level drawing of Arnold's stoop with notes describing exact features:

THE PORTHOLE
•hangs just below molding
•approx 1/2 height of other 1st floor windows

Loo! There are exactly 5 STEPS

Rounded sills are GOOD on Arnold's house!

THE CROWN MOLDING
This is made of rounded shapes!
Interior lines are only to suggest dimension. They DO NOT DEFINE FLAT PLANES!

THE FRONT DOOR
•six planks
•don't make window too complicated

(a post-it note from Craig Bartlett)
Jay-
Thanks for the extremely detailed front-door manifesto. Now how about a whole house? C.B.

Every modern razor mangles your shit like crazy and costs 200 dollars and unfortunately the only alternative is to buy products made by companies called like The Epic Sirs Haberdashery