Grilled Steak Quesadilla Man
@lawnmowerbob.bsky.social
Still watches TV Never folds laundry Eats Cheetos with latex gloves No refunds
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Doctor: Eating a lot of cinnamon will help you lose weight. Me at the bakery: 37 cinnamon rolls please!
I made some bread for everyone, somebody bring the jam
“Endings are just new beginnings” IG: 3615aniki Max | Antiquités Art Design
A bunch of my friends are coming over this evening to play on their phones
Seriously thank you from the bottom of my heart ,thank you for the love it made my day
Grilled Steak Quesadilla Man@lawnmowerbob.bsky.social · last wk.I’m sure no one reads this , but I’m 10 years sober today and I’m proud of myself
I’m sure no one reads this , but I’m 10 years sober today and I’m proud of myself
At my funeral take the bouquet off my casket and throw it in the crowd to see who next
Someone out there is holding their breath waiting for you to fail. Make Sure they suffocate
when you’re picking out a lamp and you feel a sudden cramp diarrhea! at ikea!
It’s always ‘explosive diarrhea’ and never ‘soothing diarrhea’ or ‘crowd-pleasing diarrhea’.
My name is Jeff Dillon and I'm a Canadian landscape painter. This is my art and I'd love to hear what you think. Jeff #art
Hey you. Yeah, you reading this. I hope your July is better than your June. I hope that thing you're worried about works itself out for the best. I hope they text back. I hope you find that $20 you forgot about in a pocket right when you need it most. I just really hope things for you get better.
I flirt for fun and panic when it works
It is a little weird to me that there's a star wars movie coming out in theaters and I couldn't care less.