Explaining “Carrie” to bluesky: okay imagine if Will Stancil were a girl,

QuoProQuid@quoproquid.bsky.social · yesterday

if you want to modernize carrie white then she is not a pretty, misunderstood quiet girl. what she is is a "lolcow", a girl who does not fit in and is seen as a bit grotesque and is systematically provoked until she breaks, with a goal of milking her for content.

EWR will never be fun per se but it’s reassuring to be welcomed aboard the air train by @berniew.bsky.social

At the airport connected to Boingo Wireless, thanks to my friend Kawhi Leonard

Blue state Democrats: maybe if we say the magic words the Republicans will be reasonable again (loses primary) Red state Democrats: yeah these guys are all creeps you shouldn’t allow near children (ahead by 11)

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3d ago

Ossoff: "They've unleashed federal agents to kill Americans on the streets of our cities with impunity. That's Mike Collins's immigration policy. And that's what you'd expect from the bigot congressman who called for executed immigrants by throwing to their deaths out of helicopters."

Frank, they're not here for you. Weird Al Yankovic is on the plane

If I ran a website that gave teens advice on how to commit suicide I would go to jail

Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 4d ago

“Testers spent up to an hour discussing suicide, self-harm or eating disorders on more than a dozen new accounts registered to 13- to 17-year-olds. After dangerous discussions that went as long as an hour, only a handful of alerts were sent to the accounts registered as the users’ parents.”

Rob Bonta will lose the city of LA by 60+% the next time he runs

It was weird at the time and weird to this day that "former Speaker of the House was a pedophile" barely landed as a story

CBS Philadelphia@cbsphiladelphia.bsky.social · 6d ago

Dennis Hastert — the former House speaker who was later sentenced to prison time over hush money payments made to cover up sexual abuse of teen boys — has died at age 84.

For those not following NJ politics, please know that the Lt Gov resigned a few days ago because a report came out saying he did serial harassment, and yesterday he went on TV to say "i put that report through multiple AIs and they told me it wasn't sexual harassment." Former university president

i wish baseball teams could resolve their differences without resorting to baseball

@stopgrammartime.bsky.social hap!

@clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social you need to see these filings www.ajc.com/news/2026/09...

‘I failed’: Atlanta lawyer quits state job after judges reject subpar work

A metro Atlanta attorney, saying she is embarrassed and apologetic, has resigned from the Georgia Public Defender Council after Georgia's top judges criticized her work.

ajc.com

We very badly need to marginalize these people and treat it the same as following Hanania or being a Tucker fan, and we equally as badly need to have a position on owners of the tech that spreads this shit (social media) bribing the pedophile president so they wouldn't be held accountable for it.

brent 🌹🗽@therealbrent.bsky.social · 2w ago

I’ve never been in denial about it but I do think today was the first day I truly realized how much antisemitism is spreading and being normalized in online far-left circles. It’s scary and frightening and is only going to get worse if the left insists it’s not a problem.

Got yet again waitlisted for an art market, so if someone wanted to buy something by mail here, that'd be terrific. etsy.com/shop/jojoseames

KNIFE SEAL! KNIFE SEAL! KNIFE! SEAL!

Melissa Yee 🍄🌿@theboneforest.bsky.social · 2w ago

⚔️ Swordtember Day 26 : Seal (ft. Snow Knife) @faithschaffer.bsky.social • #art #illustration #graphite #whitegelpen #swordtember

I'm seeing people say "the rise antis" and "the Phantom Menace" and you're all thinking too recently. If I say the word "usenet" and your response is "what's usenet?" you are too young to have an informed opinion on how far back this goes. It's not your fault! Just know that History Exista

Ramiel 🐇 comms OPEN@pawberry.bsky.social · 2w ago

"Fandoms used to be full of nice ppl before covid and then all the bullies and popular kids joined" is literally an "the earth is flat" tier false belief to me

When Alex Gibney released Going Clear, Scientology took out full page ad in the New York Times and LA Times decrying the movie. Turned out to be great publicity and both Gibney and HBO welcomed it. This, in turn, is a donation in kind

David Ho@davidho.bsky.social · 2w ago

This serves as advertisement for Alex Gibney’s documentary, Musk, opening October 9. Pass it on.

there are only three narratives in fiction: 1) the hero's journey 2) a stranger comes to town 3) a greedy developer is going to tear down our beloved community center...UNLESS we put on the greatest breakdance show this town's ever seen

I am specifically aghast at him lobbying for a girlfriend to get a promotion, being told that he's under investigation, and then two days later sending an email from his GOVERNMENT ACCOUNT lobbying for it again

(((John))) is mad on the Internet@tehoriman.bsky.social · 2w ago

Huge in NJ news: newjerseyglobe.com/governor/she...

"Across The Sea" is the most well-constructed, vulnerable and emotional track Weezer ever made. You can feel Cuomo's loneliness It's also a song where he fantasizes about how a teenage fan in Japan masturbates. Probably should have trimmed a line or two

Stereogum@stereogum.com · 2w ago

‘Pinkerton’ came out 30 years ago today. 💿 What’s your favorite track?

if there's anything i've learned from 42 years on this earth, it's that if you're building life-or-death mission-critical infrastructure, you absolutely, a thousand percent want the most neurodivergent trans furries on the planet.

Pat@pizzasuplex.bsky.social · 3w ago

Yea dude no shit that’s why it mostly works. Those are load bearing furries.

Artificial intelligence systems do not think, feel, want or understand. Avoid language that gives them human characteristics.

I am sorry

🔞YellowJackinit🔞 commissions open@yellowjackinit.bsky.social · 8mo ago

If Scratch & Grounder were lesbians, Robotnik would say, "YOU SAPPHIC SIMPLETONS!" whenever they let Sonic get away.

reacher season 4 is about the triumph of independent journalism

on the other hand, the Mountain Goats, at it since 1991, still dropping bangers once a year on average and torching stages around the globe with ever-increasing intensity

FOLKS SOMETHING HUGE IS COMING I HAVE PRODUCED A "SOUNDTRACK" ALBUM FOR @beckbook.com, OF NEW MUSIC BY AMAZING ARTISTS I GAVE THEM ADVANCE COPIES OF THE BOOK; THEY GAVE ME BANGER TRACKS "𝐋𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐑 𝐁𝐀𝐁𝐈𝐄𝐒" DROPS OCT. 6, BUT YOU CAN PREORDER NOW — AND STREAM @lustytirefire.bsky.social's "ℙ𝔸ℝ𝔸𝕄𝕆𝕌ℝ"!!!

Loser Babies: Music Inspired by Josephine Riesman's "The Last Temptation of Beck", by A Few Good Records

11 track album

afewgoodrecords.bandcamp.com

Ed Sheeran fans could save a lot of money just enjoying the ringtones that come with their phone