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wearing a neckbrace because I'm tired of holding up my gigantic stupid head

Stop calling me an amateur. I've been doing this for decades. I'm incompetent.

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It’s hard to explain but tv was better when you couldn’t watch the show you wanted whenever you wanted to watch it and most of the shows were worse and the TVs were worse and the entire experience was worse, that’s when it was better

This is like if Margaret Atwood suddenly revealed she had a 95 mph fastball. Talent is just not equally distributed in this world.

BROOOOOO

Haus of Decline@hausofdecline.bsky.social · 3d ago

Playing a song for you to advertise my show on August 12 at Dina's Tavern in Toronto Ontario.

I find those things aesthethically cute but awful in every other way

Lauren McKenzie@themckenziest.gay · 3d ago

Hopecore

I will never watch WWE again, but I'm more than happy to make fun of shitty things happening to them lol

“You don’t have to refrigerate that” Ok maybe not but the refrigerator is where the food lives, he is happier with his friends in there

novel Fed-brained deflection I saw earlier: "people just hate on WWE because it's the cool thing to do" the cope is endless with these losers

You make a living covering the evils of the Trump administration and invest no deeper thought in consuming their athletic wing.

Katie Nolan stays winning so fucking based

Awful Announcing@awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 5d ago

taps the song

Wonder Showzen - Slaves !

YouTube video by Dougiechan

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Chad Loder@chadloder.dev · 4d ago

The diarrhea lettuce company, Taylor Farms, uses slave labor contracted from the Arizona Dept. of Corrections. The backbreaking labor is often performed by imprisoned Mexican nationals who would be otherwise ineligble to work in the US. They are paid $1.50 an hour.

fuck baseball, seriously

Roger Cormier@themetsnewsletter.com · 4d ago

Skubal to Dodgers, per Jon Heyman and Jeff Passan

SATURDAY NIGHT SLAM MASTERS CAPCOM 1994 SNES

Plenty of time to think about it because we all know next year is ALL IN DETROIT: THE RE-RETURN OF ROBOCOP

Robocop and Sting at WCW Event

ALT: Robocop and Sting at WCW Event

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Hangman Page forms trios based purely on the cock-related naming potential.

Prork@prork.bsky.social · 4d ago

I submit the proposal to #wrestlesky 🤼‍♂️ that the team name for Brody King, Bandido, and Hangman Adam Page should be... Brodidong #AEW

are they running Wembley again in the future? cause...yeesh

AEW Ticket Map Updates@aewticketmap.bsky.social · 4d ago

All In London at Wembley Stadium on August 30 35,640 tickets distributed Set-up for 43,720 29 days to showtime In 2024, they had 44,645 with 25 days to go

outstanding article

Aftermath@aftermath.site · 5d ago

I am here to defend the noble action movie from the classicist Emily Wilson: aftermath.site/the-odyssey-em...

PEGGY: I don’t see the problem, Hank. Didn’t you collect trading cards when you were his age? HANK: Yeah, but mine had guys like Tom Seaver on ‘em, not.. (guh).. Planeswalkers.

"Like an angel, standing in a shaft of light Rising up to paradise, I know I'm gonna shine" (John P. Barlow)

Good Trailcams@goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 5d ago

Look pal, the world hasn't made sense to me since that banana started dancing and singing about "peanut butter and jelly with a baseball bat".

You know it's all real because so much of it requires rationalization in order for it to make sense.

If the Saudi money dries up then TKO will start selling stuff off piecemail, probably starting with the Performance Centre which has always been a massive money pit.

born and raised in Ohio let's make this happen any and everywhere

gal dente 🍝@katbridges.bsky.social · 6d ago

more crowds should chant FUCK OHIO at Mox #AEWCollision 🤼

And more people should do that in general, outside of wrestling

Or...in general.