we should be hitting the moon with more stuff. sick of it controlling our tides, causing people to spiral into insanity, turning some of our best guys into wolves
Luke
@luckwillows.bsky.social
Former journalist, current writer, dad, and games and horror guy, always and forever a Chicago Guy https://boxd.it/1yEZr
"The Great Disappointed?" Buddy, what does your wife have to do with this?
Dan O’Sullivan@osullyville.bsky.social · yesterdayNope, nice try. Not doing this to myself. You'll have to kill my ass
"perfectly willing to wear a boat caked in shit across my chest, but I'll ride that boat myself before I wear what appears to be a Dave Matthews Band shirt" is a very Chicago mindset
Harebrained@harebrained.bsky.social · 2d agoI redesigned this shirt after it occurred to me that people might not want the words “Dave Matthews Band” really big on their chest. Show your love for Chicago tour boats with this shirt, available now, and expertly printed by Exploding House ! #chicago
close to calling the cops on this guy with the teletubby avatar getting in my mentions to drone humorlessly about how the vatican arranges scented dried flowers when visiting france’s capital. yep, it’s the po-po for po-faced po posts re: posed paris pot pourri popery
when I worked at a suburban movie theater I had to tell a visibly high couple that they could not bring their infant into a screening of My Bloody Valentine in 3D at 9 p.m. because we can't let kids under 12 into an R rated movie even if they're with their parents, they were so mad at me
Miles Klee 🦉@milesklee.bsky.social · 2d agois there some future competitive advantage with college admissions if you deafened your child to Ludwig Göransson
We asked 1500 degenerate online libertarian guys who are all trying to screw each other over constantly what they think is going to happen in the world, and the answer might surprise you.
CNBC@cnbc.com · 2d agoKalshi traders think July jobs report will come in slightly cooler than economists’ predictions
the most illiterate guy you went to high school with, who would shoot a book with a gun if he ever found one in his home: "do your own research"
ryan cooper@ryanlcooper.com · 2d agowhen people say "do your own research" they generally mean "do not trust anyone with any relevant training or experience"
Shout out to the little girl who was trying to look out for my daughter at the park today. Tried to convince her not to go in one direction on the playground because "the mean boy might be there and you could be teased"
imagine getting dunked on by Playboy for being weird about women’s bodies
Playboy@playboy.com · 6d agoWhat are the incel men up to over on X? Focussing on a quirk of women’s bodies most of us have never even thought about before now. Our take? "Making women mad and getting likes from fellow incels is all they have going for them." Read now: www.playboy.com/read/sex/the...
I would definitely put Hot Fuzz on my list of "movies that are perfect." Did exactly what it came to do. Hit hard. Hilarious. No jokes wasted, and EVERYTHING is better the second and even better the hundredth time you see it.
Fantasmiko 🏳️⚧️@ghostlyclaire.bsky.social · 7d ago
TikTok has incredible moderation team. Our InfoWars video about Multiple Horse Theory — the idea that there are many horses in the world and not just one — has been fully deemed misinformation and lost the formal appeals process. Confirmed by Larry Ellison: There is only one horse on Earth.
all-staff email with "TOP SECRET (EVIL)" in the subject line
Cass Morris@cassmorriswrites.com · last wk.Always a sign you’re on the right side of morality and history.
Gotta shut down the factory that makes this kinda guy
The chintzy-looking M64 clone console of the N64 by a company named ModRetro has been released, I think, I don't pay attention that closely to shit. But as the great @frankcifaldi.bsky.social posted before, it is our civic duty to push back against this company and shun ANYONE who doesn't.
he's going to use the full 60 minutes to perform a Latin Mass on air
Oliver Darcy@oliverdarcy.bsky.social · last wk.Scoop: I’m told that Ross Douthat is exiting The NYT and is expected to take a role at “60 Minutes.” News expected to be announced soon.
Blacking out part of the logo so it says "Taylor Arms"
The Onion@theonion.com · last wk.Profits Soar As Taylor Farms Rebrands As Biological Weapons Manufacturer
honestly it would be just as amazing to me if the dog was lying about being psychic
SKELLYTON@pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 2w agoYOU WILL BELIEVE A DOG CAN READ YOUR MIND
there have been some innovations in carnival technology since I was a child, currently waiting in line for a ride that is just a single loop roller coaster
showing up to my first day on the state gaming board, holding back tears of disappointment as I frantically try to hide my steam deck while the boss explains licensing and inspection regulations
woke stifler@yelix.bsky.social · 2w agowe badly need to decouple the word “gaming” from gambling