Lydia Mizon

@lydiamizon.bsky.social

QI Elf. Writer and researcher. Always seeing you do cool stuff.

When I worked for The Onion, practically everyone who visited the office would ask how they could submit headlines. This one stoner delivery guy was so persistent, we finally told him he could submit 10 headlines on spec and we'd take a look. First one on his list was "Shit and poop are Stinky!!!"

Jon Bois@jonbois.bsky.social · 6d ago

if i wrote for the onion i'd write a headline that was like "Breaking News: The president is an orange!" and then you'd click it and the article would be like "An orange-haired no-good crook, that is!" that might seem a little mean-spirited but the way i see it, i'd get a click and you'd get a laugh

I think about this clip all the time, it was like a dating game or something, men standing in queue behind the guy at the mic, and the woman behind the table says "what's your favorite Joe Rogan episode" and he says "oh great question--" and she says "no, that was a trick question, goodbye"

Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn@unburntwitch.com · 2w ago

impromptu dating tip for 2026: before agreeing to leave the house to meet any new and potentially interesting stranger, ask if they're into podcasts and which ones. Any gender. There are wrong answers.

Happy Meldrew Point Day, Peter Andre! Today you are 19,537 days old and have reached your Meldrew Point - the age of Richard Wilson on the day One Foot In The Grave was first aired on Jan 4, 1990. I don’t believe it!

A picture of the singer Peter Andre, shirtless in a pool in 1996.

I just knew we'd get this bollocks. Farage - like the Telegraph- doesn't want progress or anything to improve he just wants Britain to sit in a miserable slump in which he can holler constantly about "migrants" and drink pints in slow motion videos with people who pine for WW2.

Farage: Burnham's pledge
to house homeless will
attract more migrants
Reform leader says rough sleeping plan
sends message that you get 'everything for
free if you come by boat