Machined Surfaces
@machinedsurfaces.blacksky.app
Welder, machinist and full time millenial doomer.
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Stavros Halkias: I don't wanna do the both sides bullshit because it's not true. One side is worse than the other, objectively speaking. One side is disappearing people and one side wants children to have healthcare. A lot of stand up comics happened to have some of the dumbest opinions on Earth
Incredible stuff from Cards Against Humanity, who is now building a monument to interfere with SpaceX.
I genuinely believe I deserve a better life. This narcissism leads me to advocate for everyone getting to have a better life. So that I can have one.
Her: How do you feel about legalizing marijuana? Me: I’m ambidextrous about it. Her: Um, I think you meant to use a different word. Me [𝘢 𝘫𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥]: If you say so.
"I DON'T CARE ABOUT ANYTHING EXCEPT THE VROOM VROOM SOUND!" Everyone is twelve now theory holding strong
dobby's grave? sorry i don't know what the fuck that is because i'm an adult.
Marco Rubio says his favorite song is an EDM remix of Johnny Cash's "Ring of Fire"
AOC being single is like “the olsen twins are turning 18” for guys who faced a grievance hearing over aggressive sexual behavior towards women in their DSA chapter
Sorry to anyone who thought Wokeness was annoying but as we now know it's the price we pay for a civilized society
![Every day I wake up and read swan boy
Yay!
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what were the big excesses that greenwald and ryan grim are so exercised about? college kids yelling at racist youtubers on campus? HR trainings? a trans person saying you're transphobic or something? it's all very thin stuff. it's a sad thing to cry about
I'm just a cis white dude, but this shit really breaks my fucking heart. I don't always get it right trying to be an ally, because I'm an old idiot. But jesus. They're just kids, and we have a whole generation now actively wanting to destroy someone elses kids just for trying to exist.
Lily Alexandre 🛰️@lily-is.online · 5d agohow the fuck are you supposed to live as a teenage trans girl? it baffles me and breaks my fucking heart what these random young women are subjected to. they didn't do anything.
My autistic answer every time a Dr asks if I'm allergic to anything: "Not that I know of..."
Eric Malcolm@ericmalcolm.bsky.social · 5d agoI love those commercials that be like "don't take [insert prescription drug] if you're allergic to [insert prescription drug]", like how could you tell unless you actually took it? 🤔