JP Morgan JR to Pierre du Pont
mr. cannoli@boner.ink · 51m agobro we have got to get into war profiteering
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Canucks, F1, beating my head against a brick wall
mr. cannoli@boner.ink · 51m ago
just remembering how mad this shirt made people on BOTH sides
The Diary of Lisa Frank (rainbows and dolphins on the cover)
Soren Bowie@sorenbowie.bsky.social · 46m agoMy wife briefly confused Lisa Frank with Anne Frank and let me tell you, I’m planning to ride this mistake into 2027.
Very cool of Ken to be such a great ally that he let his followers harass the shit out of the trans lady who had the audacity to be like “hey this kinda sucks man”
Rav@rvbdrm.com · 6h agoGwen deactivated 😔
43 people should be able to easily eat 14 large dominos pizzas the AI is not at fault here
Miles Klee 🦉@milesklee.bsky.social · 2h agoordering Domino’s and then blaming ChatGPT when nobody wants it
nothing better than a tourist town that resents the tourists. thank you for coming to my ten-seat microbrewery and vintage ice cream shoppe. you son of a bitch
A pretty core part of the discourse has been “people aren’t talking about luxury goods when they’re complaining about price increases, they’re talking about essentials like food and a roof over their heads” and “consumers chose the options given to them, they don’t chose the options”
Bill@billwashere.bsky.social · 6h agoAnother example tying together some low key discourse from the past few days: people (in general) will always opt for a lower cost over a higher quality, but they also reserve the right to complain endlessly about it.
ICYMI: ICE added an estimated 920,000 DNA profiles to the FBI's criminal database in a single year. Most of the people swabbed have no criminal conviction. CBP records show 492 children under 14 sent to the FBI. 21 of them were five-year-olds. One was 4. By @dmehro.bsky.social
ICE Collected Nearly 1 Million People’s DNA Last Year—Including Young Children
Internal documents show ICE's DNA collection has skyrocketed in the second Trump administration. Now hundreds of thousands of people never convicted of a crime are in an FBI criminal database forever.
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gf: hey how as work me: Masturbation is legal and it is implied that gay sex successfully operates outside of the mandate. There are multiple anti-mandate signs and events shown throughout the movie.
NEW: Meta reviewed, approved, and ran more than 50 ads containing AI-generated child sexual abuse material across Facebook, Instagram, Messenger and Threads. They ran for nine months. Some were live this week. After WIRED asked about them, researchers found ~30 more
Meta Ran Ads That Contained AI-Generated Child Sexual Abuse Imagery
More than 50 offending image and video ads were published across Facebook, Instagram, Messenger, or Threads, according to Meta’s ad library data. Some ran as recently as this week.
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He jokes but a Darnielle/ Bavitz ticket would literally save the USA imo
the Mountain Goats@themountaingoats.bsky.social · 6h agoI have no desire to hold public office & am entirely unelectable besides. my recreational habits in 1986 alone disqualify me. but I'm running for president anyway & my entire platform is "when you need your health care provider, you get a live operator every time." I will win in a landslide
Any anxiety or stress you're having about climate change now demonstrably being on a societal collapse pathway should be sharing this. We all have to become protestors actively doing everything we can to transform the world and buy more time. Every war ended and pipeline shut down is less carbon
300 followers: i am the modern day publius. my posts on bluesky will be preserved and debated by philosophers and political scientists for generations to come 30,000 followers: doing my geralt of rivia as a troubled teen mom bit again
If you see this, quote the energy you bring to bluesky
Josephine "beckbook.com" Riesman@josie.zone · 13h agoIf you see this, quote the energy you bring to bluesky.
Important to recognize what he was up against here. $70 million in corporate and foreign interest spending Outspent 10 to 1 Opposition from the governor + Democratic establishment Haley Stevens campaign lied about Obama endorsing her Non-stop racist attacks and smears And he still won.
Mother Jones@motherjones.com · 7h agoNo congressional candidate in Democratic history ever had as much outside money dumped on them in one primary as Abdul El-Sayed. But El-Sayed has now survived the onslaught in Michigan’s Democratic Senate primary. Barely.
there were not one, but two revolting state house Dems who tried to sue trans women off the ballot because they did not use their deadnames. they've both lost.
Kevin@reginageorgebush.bsky.social · 18h agooh, this is great to see—Liberati is a gross socially conservative dynasty pol who tried to get Whaley, a progressive, disqualified for not filing under her deadname. Harris+1.5 so she starts out favored
i'm sorry, it would be an extermely funny outcome discourse wise if the number of mcmorrow deadenders ends up being higher than the final margin between AES and stevens
ray bradbury imagined August 4, 2026 as a cautionary tale but of course we've gone and missed the point
in the Québécois version of King of the Hill (“Henri pis sa gang”), Boomhauer is named Papineau and sounds like this