Mary Clarke
@marycclarke.bsky.social
For The Win associate editor | Nerd nonsense | A mixed bag 🏳️🌈 PHL then, STL now
Phillies fans tuning in to Netflix in droves in the hope that certain members of this team will disappear into the corn at the end of the game and ascend to a higher plane of existence, never to be heard from again
This game was won when Toronto decided to intentionally walk Alec Bohm. Had they left the game up to him, he 100% would have found a way to mess up. Nicest thing the Blue Jays did for the Phillies this weekend was to take the bat out of Bohm's hands there.
I am also once again asking what Garrett Stubbs does here.
How did Garrett Stubbs look slower than Kyle Schwarber running to home
You might not like the Phillies trade deadline but “half-assed attempt that makes it so you can’t accuse them of doing nothing but doesn’t actually solve any problems and actually creates a couple news ones” is at least really on brand for the team.
surely the dodgers have to stop acquiring every top player on every market this time (dodgers effortlessly add another superstar) ah! well, nevertheless
when John Kruk has to do a national broadcast instead of a Phillies game:
If you want to know what it’s like living in Philadelphia, the entirety of the 12 o’clock Action News broadcast has been about LeBron. Including talking to random dudes in the Target parking lot on City Line
LeBron coming to Philly in his 40s is another reminder that Mike Trout is soft and not From Here
LeBron James is a Sixer, NEVER let anyone tell you to stop being delusional.
cars up and down my block are all honking, people are screaming "LEBRON JAMES IS A SIXER" this is baffling and insane
Are we gonna get LeBron in the booth with John Kruk?
We are not ready for the level of pandering we're about to see with LeBron and Bryce in the same zip code.
95Sports@95sports.bsky.social · 3w agoBryce is ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY walking into CBP tonight with LeBron gear.
Someone in my office screamed “OH MY GOD” so loudly that I thought there was a medical emergency. 😂
Already got a work email that ended with “Congrats on LeBron btw” lol
The glorious country of Philadelphia is where superstars want to play, obviously.
Trea Turner, like most of us, is full of complexities.
Congrats to Spain for winning custody of Hatsune Miku
