found my daughter eating mackerel pâté with raspberries for breakfast is there some sort of helpline I can call
Technically, they’re Remains now.
Mark Chadbourn@chadbourn.bsky.social · last mo.A fifth of Leave voters have died.
imagining a grizzled hardboiled detective saying this while gripping some guy's lapels at a shady bar
NBC News@nbcnews.com · last mo.She has a neck the size of an adult human, legs that are just as long and an unforgettable coat. And she’s missing.
Just checking on my daughter’s whereabouts and yep fair enough, good decision.
Liar, Liar, Liar liar, Liar liar liar, Liar liar liar liar liar, Liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar, Liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar. The Fibbernacci sequence
Three years wasn’t far off. Finally my son’s daft nickname comes up trumps and I don’t have any more children so goodbye wordle. Wordle 1,774 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
As a tall person with near-normal levels of respect for others, we need to rework concert ticketing. Suggestion: an “I AM TALL” button which adds a Restricted View warning to the seats behind mine so I can dance without feeling guilty about anything other than my dancing.
Your annual reminder that William Shakespeare was born in what is now Turkey, never visited England and almost certainly could not read or write in English.
Happy St George’s Day, but remember that St George was born in England and only qualified for the Republic of Ireland via his grandparents.
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The man who invented tenuous chocolate puns has died. May he Reese’s Pieces.
The only responsibility I feel right now, along with many others in Germany, is to keep bookmarking moments like this, so that people here don't turn around and tell the rest of the world "we had no idea what was happening". They know. Everyone knows. At best - at best - they don't want to see it.
Musa Okwonga@okwonga.bsky.social · 4mo agoNeo-Nazi machete attack injures two teenagers in Berlin. One of the wounds went down to the bone. www.the-berliner.com/english-news... The attackers shouted Sieg Heil before running off.
there was a young man from cork who got limericks and haikus confused
There’s no greater act of diplomacy than two next-door-neighbours pretending they never hear each other.
recaps at the start of an episode are lovely thank you but also my attention span has been completely obliterated by social media so a better idea would be a proper explainer *at the end* to make sure I’ve fully understood what I just watched
Imagine dogs got to talk on the last day of their life and yours just said actually mate it’s been a bit boring I wish you’d taken me for more interesting walks.
My daughter’s asleep and I can’t remember if she’s meant to be in college. Is waking her up when she doesn’t need to be awake worse than not waking her up when she does? It’s like having the nuclear codes, this.
Me, every day of my dog’s life: I will do anything and everything to protect you, my little prince. My dog, when I switch on the hoover: OH MY GOD HE IS GOING TO KILL ME
The Green Party appears to be filming their PPBs in my nan’s house and I’m all for it.
The Green Party of England & Wales@greenparty.org.uk · 6mo agoSomething the Government want you to forget...
Pancake Tuesday is like a day of posting on here. You have a couple of bad ones at first, you make one really good one that you yourself enjoy and a few remaining thin ones for everyone else.
There's exactly one normal man left on planet Earth.
Acyn@acyn.bsky.social · 6mo agoChild at the podium: “A woo woo woo.” Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
Can’t believe they released the Epstein files to cover up for the Melania movie.
Q: what’s better than a perfectly cast, beautifully written indie gem starring Mark Duplass that will possibly make you cry? A: TWO perfectly cast, beautifully written etc etcs! (both on @netflix.com)
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