Matt Weiner

@mattweiner19.bsky.social

Philosopher at UVM. he/any pronouns. Likes cats and weird improvised music. Last name rhymes with "meaner." Self-photos are of Art Garfunkel. Dark Hi and Lois content now at @darkhiandlois.bsky.social.

Took my daughter to a museum in Beijing yesterday to get out of the heat and parked her in front of a big screen with a video about Xi Jinping's plans for the future of Beijing, and man, the heartbreaking optimism with which she looked at the screen, looked at me, and asked "Watch a Bluey?"

Driving a car is incredibly dangerous, it should be one of the most regulated experiences on earth, and it is very upsetting to watch people who correctly don’t trust the cops turn against automated enforcement because the alternative is relying on a cop’s judgement to enforce the laws.

was discussing with a fellow traveler today -- but programmers, coders, developers are having an *entirely* different experience of LLM-based products and services than the rest of us, especially the plagiarized plebeians among us (writers, reporters).

Douglas Adams: life seems harsh and cruel. i feel all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain Barker: i got great news for you! Barker: the treatment is simple Barker: the great humorist douglas adams is doing a reading tonight. go see him. Adams: but doctor

Some replies point out that this argument presupposes that the same physical laws hold outside and inside the simulation. This is true, *but* the pro-simulation arguments also presuppose the simulation is like the real world, which (it is posited) we expect to eventually contain lots of simulations.

Quantian@quantian.bsky.social · 3d ago

It is impossible to run a full quantum simulation of a brain, but there’s nothing stopping you taking an existing brain and feeding it stimuli to see how it responds, which implies you have a brain and (since interstellar travel is impossible), that means it’s happening on Earth where the brains are

Irma improbably reveals herself as a fan of longtime British free improvisors AMM, invoking both "The Nameless Uncarved Block" and "What Is There in Uselessness To Cause You Distress?" Not to mention IRMA, their opera with Tom Phillips 10/10 QDUs, she is extremely unhappy

Irma is staring at a brown cellphone-looking object that she is holding like a cellphone. She looks completely dead inside.
Irma: I'm trying to cure my cell-phone addiction.

Lois, eyebrows raised, concerned and mildly confused: That's just a block of wood.
Irma, holding the block of wood out, even more dead inside: Exactly. Its only function is uselessness.