mayonnaise boy (backup)
@mayoboy.myatproto.social
he/him 👾 indie gamedev 💩 too much shitposting 🇨🇦 sorry about it 🧠 adhd 🏳️⚧️ trans rights = human rights 🌐 paintedsky.ca 💼 portfolio: cara.app/karyl #art #gamedev #godot
got my account back so this one is gonna get relegated to a backup 😎
mayonnaise rudeboy@paintedsky.ca · 7mo agoWHAT THEY GAVE ME MY ACCOUNT BACK WHHAT THE FUCKKKKKK
I've seen one legitimately toxic hidden post for every 50 posts from followers I did not want hidden, and the team's continued silence toward the many voices agreeing does not engender trust that the vibe is getting better or that anyone is paying attention to the helpful feedback of how to grow. 👍
Bluesky@bsky.app · 7mo agoAfter a whirlwind 2025, we took a pause to reflect on what 2026 might bring, and how Bluesky can help build the sort of future we all want to see online. Check out a few of our predictions, and let us know if you agree: bsky.social/about/blog/0...
that they want me to just means i’m gonna do it even less now. fuck y’all
Brendel@brendelbored.bsky.social · 7mo agoNope! Go to hell!
hello I am launching my very own podcast with @jordanjamboree.pittbert.gay where we (mostly casually!) chat about car culture in the decline of the American empire, auto racing, and industry news interspersed with tales of our former auto journo careers. we call it TRAN GIRLISMO
Generals gathered with fat asses. Just like witches with fat asses.
listen i’m not trying to be judgemental but your eyebrows do not speak to a history of good decision making
We’re going to be okay. I promise. Not you though, you’re a piece of shit.
I don't actually know much about software dev outside of web stuff... Dropbox is it really necessary to camp out w/ 8 processes, 1 per core, when you're not actually doing anything? Seems a bit excessive. I also hate that Chrome does 1 process per tab IIRC but that at least makes more logical sense
we can and should talk about it, but it should be a very short conversation. just a statement really. “we see what you’re fucking doing, cut that shit out before we stick liberty’s torch up your ass”
someone is gonna use this as their album cover and they will be right to do so
Dear Reader. you’re doing such a good job reading. keep going. sound it out if you have to
lydelle buster@babyshoes4cash.com · 7mo agoall us posters don't call you Dear Reader enough
me: (feeling any sort of physical sensation) i’m die?????
Recommitting myself to not sharing images on Bluesky that don't have alt text...and you should too. There are great posts on my Popular With Friends feed by journalists, politicians, pundits, and celebrities that I wish I could share. But I want everyone to be able to read them, not just the abled.
yes I’m old but this shit legitimately rules
mayonnaise boy (backup)@mayoboy.myatproto.social · 7mo agohonestly something that those are *great* for is going the other direction: buy CDs, rip them, upload to cloud storage of choice and use CloudBeats or whatever to stream them on your phone. owning CDs is cool y’all I swear. no one can fuck with your collection but you can still listen conveniently
i don’t just post for myself. i also post so the lawyers have something to do
as much as I like “Heavy Metal Poppy”, also a big fan of the “Poppy has been listening to Nirvana” songs
i asked my wife if she’d ever fuck a clown and she just looked at me for a long time
i like to crop dust with my replies. say something horrifyingly stupid and wait for it to hit em
btw this is not about any of the accounts I follow, just a dumb joke. everyone I follow is cool as shit
mayonnaise boy (backup)@mayoboy.myatproto.social · 7mo agolisten i’m not trying to be judgemental but your eyebrows do not speak to a history of good decision making
listen i’m not trying to be judgemental but your eyebrows do not speak to a history of good decision making
