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chicagoan (real) Cook, nerd, SPORTZ fan, catch me in 413L for cubs, general moron, & house slave for Finn and Rhubarb My opinions are like 95% sarcasm and should be taken seriously 100% of the time also ken jennings called me a crackpot (2-16-26)
My wife, date night after 3+ months locked up on quarantine. Waiting for shredded cheese as it’s the only way she can eat fajitas. We’ve asked 4 people, going on 18 minutes now. Just unreal at Allen, TX location. We gotta quit blaming #COVID19 for crappy service.
this is a citizen app notification, meaning someone called 911 on this
The Lynx logo looks like everyone's cat yelling at them about some nonsense. Every day at 3a, Prowl wakes Cheryl up with some bs
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i like jacking off, man. i just like jacking off. i like jacking off. i like it. i like jacking off. it still does it for me. -sonny gray, 2026
Alex Speier@alexspeier.bsky.social · yesterdaySonny Gray, on evolving as a pitcher and figuring out new ways to compete in his 14th big league season: "I like pitching, man. I just like pitching. I like pitching. I like winning. I like pitching. It still does it for me."
guess who showed up in my bookface feed… i’ll give you a hint. he’s a newspaper magnate from florida
Dude working for a team whose fanbase thinks Affliction t-shirts are formal wear has opinions. GTFO.
Awful Announcing@awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 2d agoif Someone were to break a window at the wrigley rallyhouse? Do they hire Window Works?
