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Joe For America@makeitunclear.bsky.social · 2d ago

I guess my biggest take on race is that in "going the distance" the singer seems to describe simultaneously a horse race, a car race, and a foot race without really understanding how any of those things operate

Jonathan Edward Durham@thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 5d ago

Listen, if you’re not happy single, you won’t be happy in a relationship either, happiness comes from picking a new hobby and then buying all the things to start that hobby then finding the perfect little storage container for those things and then putting that storage container in the spare room

Jacob Evans@vumpire.bsky.social · 4d ago

The prologue of every Stephen King novel published between 1975 and 1988: Under thy shadow by the piers I waited Only in darkness is thy shadow clear. The City’s fiery parcels all undone, Already snow submerges an iron year...--Hart Crane We've got the biggest balls of them all --AC/DC

Brendel@brendelbored.bsky.social · 5d ago

The thing is that Markey is extremely old and probably shouldn’t be in office anymore but unfortunately the only guy who ran against him sucks shit and young people actually care about that

Paul@pawlbologna.bsky.social · 5d ago

NEW: Seth Moulton responds to recent polling, says he can still make up ground by turning out young people. The problem: young voters are with Markey. Yesterday’s poll shows voters age 18-35 are breaking for Markey by 23 points. Today’s poll shows voters age 18-45 chose Markey by 51 points.

Screenshot from Boston College Heights article "It's not impossible to make up ground," Moulton said. "We've got two weeks to go, and this race will be decided by turnout. What we have to do in the next two weeks is ensure that [voters] show up to he polls-and that includes young voters who are excited for new leadership and generational change and don't think we should have 86-year-ola senators."
Trey Fillmore@treyfillmore.bsky.social · 6d ago

there is absolutely nothing more on the nose than ESPN founder Bill Rasmussen passing away, and *while hurriedly closing out* of their tribute to him, it *hard cut* to the The Pat McAfee Show

GBH@wgbh.org · 7d ago

57 years ago, Judy Griffin's car broke down en route to Woodstock. She poked her head inside a nearby 1967 VW Beetle to ask for a ride... and found Jerry Griffin sitting in the backseat. More than half a century, two sons and five grandchildren later, the couple still haven't left each other's side.

Photo on the left: Screenshot of Judy and Jerry Griffin at Woodstock in 1969 from American Experience | PBS footage courtesy of Warner Brothers Entertainment. Photo on the right: Judy and Jerry Griffin at their home in Manhattan Beach in 2019. Photo courtesy: Ben Trivett.
Dan O’Sullivan@osullyville.bsky.social · last wk.

MEET THE PRESS: Do you support birthday cake? HAKEEM JEFFRIES: Look, I support blowing out candles, I support having streamers, I want party hats. We are focusing on hard-working middle class Americans having the birthday of their dreams.

Wanna Hear Some Halo Lore?@stefanheck.bsky.social · last wk.

I had 120k followers and basically owe my career to Twitter and I left in 2023 and don’t miss it! This place has its issues but one thing that’s nice is it doesn’t throttle links, so people actually click on podcast and stream links. Our Twitch CCV has essentially doubled since we moved here!

ryan cooper@ryanlcooper.com · last wk.

"Musk’s meddling in the site’s algorithm to suppress certain kinds of posts and elevate others is well documented. So if your anti-fascist posts on X are still getting views, it’s either because these posts are so toothless as to escape Musk’s notice, or because they are in fact useful to him."

ℳatt@matttomic.bsky.social · last wk.

[TRAVIS KELCE INSIDE THE AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS CLOSET] "Oh my God... okay, have you guys seen this one? There's a scene where a golf ball ricochets off the tree right back into the guy's nuts."

Travis Kelce holding up a DVD inside the Criterion Closet
Erik Hane@erikhane.bsky.social · last wk.

Iran doesn’t need to DDoS attack Bluesky. All it needs to do is post is “what if a DoorDash driver got caught by a speed camera on the way to someone who was having a bad day of executive function”