I am so close to getting new teeth and being able to change my user icon.
maryr✨
@merveille.bsky.social
I'm doing science? and I'm still alive. She/her/femme af.
"Pronouns used to be a funny joke, Hank. Until the government tried to tell me I couldn't use them anymore. So now I'm adamant about making sure trans people are gendered right. Not for their sake. But because I'll be damned if the US government is going to tell me what words I can and can't use."
being in devops, i'm still not convinced they help at all anytime you produce output divorced from understanding, you create more work for yourself or someone else down the line the problems AI coding tools create at scale will always outpace whatever problems they solve
@totallynotlisa.bsky.social just shared a Zillow listing with the phrase, "One legal bedroom, endless possibility" and I do not understand how anyone could write that outside of The Onion.
'You'll choke too' - an aerial embroidery landscape inspired by all the wildfires happening right now... I'm upset every time I smell smoke outside and somehow we have people starting them maliciously too! But we all breathe the same air so they'll choke too (1/2 - see thread for close-ups)
Winter is for eating like a peasant (torn bread, cheese, questionable pickle), summer is for eating like a bear (pound of blueberries and pikachu shaped goldfish someone was throwing out)
Lol imagine getting so mad about your local Rocky Horror production you make national news.
Imagine getting so mad about gender-blind casting of Rocky Horror Picture Show that you commit fraud.
I knew I needed the local take on this; turns out it's from my home town. Seven Days coverage here. It’s Astounding: 'Rocky Horror' Threats Came From Troupe's Musical Director, Cops Say | Seven Days www.sevendaysvt.com/news/its-ast...
It’s Astounding: 'Rocky Horror' Threats Came From Troupe's Musical Director, Cops Say | Seven Days
Essex Community Players rehearsed for weeks, but its show was canceled due to ominous texts. Police say a person working on the production was responsible.
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in insane local news, the 26 year old director of a rocky horror production was arrested for sending threatening messages to himself in order to get the play shut down bc he didn’t want to deal with cast drama www.mynbc5.com/article/rock...
i'm not arguing about covid lockdowns in 2026 bitch get a hobby. take up collecting coins. and you better do it now bc they stopped making pennies
“What do these players today have that you didn’t when you played?” Maybelle Blair: “helmets and pants”
Doing things is hard. Shoutout to anyone who does anything.
We literally had a revolution for this.
“Trump has rejected disaster aid for Democratic-run states at the highest rate in the 47-year history of the Federal Emergency Management Agency.” Right now people in blue states are basically paying federal taxes as if they’re colonized territories of red states. www.politico.com/news/2026/03...
"Do you think James Joyce and Virginia Woolf would be wasting her time on social media getting into petty controversies?" ABSOLUTELY YES. ARE YOU KIDDING?
Still reeling from going to the zoo this weekend and seeing an orangutan, which is basically a person, just sitting there in a hammock. I was tearing up imagining being a sentient creature in a captivity, then looked at my husband, who sighed a troubled sigh and murmured, “I wish I were in a zoo”
Printers are finicky because they are portals between a digital world and a physical world which defies all of God's will and should never have been built should never have been built so yet require constant and consistent sacrifice to satisfy the weak bonds that tether the two planes.
You can kill a French vampire with a baguette. It's a painstaking process but it works.
Get you a man who will get out of bed to put your leftovers in the fridge (get you a man with just a leeeeeeetle touch of anxiety)