one of the funniest things about Reacher discourse is everyone going “okay it is completely ridiculous that so many random assholes keep taking a run at this human kaiju” and then actual real life big guys going “no that’s accurate people just try to fight us for being big all the time”

Bill Corbett@billcorbett.bsky.social · 10h ago

Sure, Reacher is “big” but that’s not necessarily an advantage in a fight, he seems slow, pretty sure I can take him [wakes up three months later in hospital] WHERE’S MY JAW

www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/a... “The Portland rink where Tonya Harding first skated was an affordable community institution for six decades. Its closure echoes the disappearance of mall ice across the US.” 😢

The last lap at Lloyd Center: how America is losing its mall ice rinks

The rink where Tonya Harding first skated was an affordable community institution for six decades. Its closure echoes the disappearance of mall ice across the US

theguardian.com

What do you mean I can't skull fuck the forbidden butthole on that carved geode at The Gold Door?

#eclipse

Your Gen-X song break for the day; all dressed up in fancy new digs. Yes, I’m fully aware this has nothing to do with anything except causing you to jump out of your chair and straighten up your synapses. It’s a bop! Yes? Thank you. You’re welcome. HT: @bynxmusic #Pinks

Karoline Leavitt LEAVES IT. Good riddance! The same woman who spent months calling reporters “leftwing hacks” and defending every tRump lie from that podium is suddenly “prioritizing family” and walking away. Even the most loyal attack dogs are jumping ship. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Karoline Leavitt: six key takeaways from 20 months as Trump’s press secretary

Trump’s most prominent spokesperson won regular plaudits from her boss for her unflinching defense of his agenda

theguardian.com

Lol, *this* guy saying this is precious.

Post-Left Watch@postleftwatch.bsky.social · 16h ago

Cenk Uygur and Glenn Greenwald claim that Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is on the "Kyrsten Sinema track." "Come in as a progressive, then realize, oh, money and media decides your power within D.C., shift over to money and media."

Am I going to have to switch from apathy to antipathy? (Nah, apathy still wins in sportsball for me.)

RoseMarie@rosesbloom24.bsky.social · 23h ago

The Los Angeles Lakers are being sold to businessmen Josh Kushner and Bob Iger for a record-breaking price, the second such sale in a year. www.huffpost.com/entry/los-an...

"Last month, Trump used a planeload of reporters as an unwitting decoy during a real assassination threat, subpoenaed the reporters who reported something was amiss, then stood up at a black-tie dinner and told those same reporters how lucky they are he tolerates them at all" — @lizdye.bsky.social

Trump uses reporters as human shield, gets feted as guest of honor

Steepest of learning curves.

publicnotice.co

* SENIOR IRANIAN SOURCE TO REUTERS: THERE ARE NO DISCUSSIONS OVER EXTENDING CEASEFIRE BETWEEN IRAN AND U.S. * FROM IRAN'S PERSPECTIVE, THERE IS NO CEASEFIRE START DATE, THEREFORE NOTHING TO EXTEND -- SENIOR IRANIAN SOURCE TOLD REUTERS @reuters.com

"man, looks like you got hit by a train, Bouché" The expression has been shortened over time

Andrew Curry@andrewcurry.com · 2d ago

The man's skeletal injuries looked like a train hit him, but he died in 1304 CE. At #ppa26Berlin last week, @uniofbradford.bsky.social scientist Jo Buckberry concluded he was likely whacked by a flying boulder, making him the first confirmed trebuchet death in the archaeological record. @science.org

*Mrs. Flanders voice* where's the leash? I don't see a leash!!!

Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash!@standplaatskrk.pl · yesterday

Friend: I think Freddie Krueger is the scariest horror villain. Can you imagine never being able to sleep and being stalked by a monster with knives on its hands? Me, a cat owner: Actually…

My new response when anyone asks me to do anything

This is HUGE for Seattle. I’m not kidding. “Crucially, the ordinance will prohibit landlords from charging fees deemed “unfair or excessive,” #Pinks www.seattletimes.com/business/sea...

Seattle bans 'junk' rental fees. Here are the details

The bill requires landlords to disclose all mandatory and optional fees upfront in home listings or ads. The ordinance will take effect July 1, 2027.

seattletimes.com

Surely the electroshock devices will never be abused by the guys who execute non-violent protesters.

Not quite "the black sunflower" of my youth but I like it.

How nice, someone left the turtles some breakfast 🐀

Wait until the story leaks about dressing him in a burka to hide him among a bunch of old women and sticking a whole head out above the rest.

Cyndi@savannahpeace.bsky.social · 2d ago

The Spy Who Loved (Melania)

Bill Grueskin@bgrueskin.bsky.social · 3d ago

Live and Let The Press Corps Die

i encourage all of you, regardless of your age, to not take this shit advice

Want.

Antique Superheroes@antiquesuperheroes.bsky.social · 5d ago

Unisex Jumpsuit By Rudi Gernreich 1960's

Dress for the job you want!

I've been wondering where my pups were all morning!

The Onion@theonion.com · 3d ago

BREAKING: Dogs Running

Everyone was complaining about the hydration breaks anyway.

Man Incognito@sjbrewer.bsky.social · 3d ago

Amazon founder Bezos nears deal to buy stake in Liverpool Football Club Wonder if he’ll make the players piss in bottles and not take a break

Proof of Delivery photo 😂 #dogs

Today’s Portland Moment:

👀 @miblogestublog.bsky.social

depths of wikipedia@depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 4d ago

not to be confused with quesadilla