Hear me out... A video game where you can go rent movies at Blockbuster. But we gotta come up with a way to replicate the scent and have it sprayed on you periodically for authenticity's sake
Grogu is like if a cat had telekinesis and opposable thumbs, I would die for him 👹
Put down the thing I'm not using before picking up another thing challenge (impossible)
I like having a list of quippy responses for all the things that will never happen to me
I bet the inventor of the microwave was like "no. Sadder."
Strange we die these little deaths, yet return again and again.
Looking for a new brim hat for summer, unironically ended up in retro dad hat section 🐟
is the bigger version a strawberry tallcake or a strawberry longcake
Ordering a box of fortune cookies for daily affirmations at lunch lol
the best thing about eating grape-nuts is that you can physically feel it building a dam inside and blocking out all happiness
YOU ARE AMAZING ⭐ if you are evil please disregard this message
Interrogating Tony the Tiger about just how those flakes got frosted
The internet is secreting a toxin more deadly than any tree frog today. Do not lick your phone.
He's a 10 but he thinks soapy water running down his body is the same as scrubbing 👺
“Fuck a clown and find out.” - Weird dude in storm drain.
Nice 3D object. Be a shame if someone were to *narrows eyes* rotate it in their mind.