Reese Molson 🇵🇸
@mikefeldbeard.bsky.social
Baseball, roller coasters, F1, and Detroit City FC
Ye have lost thy pass-word? Ye oath-sworn secret by father and father-upon? And remember not ye his Mother's Mother's name? And in what shallow midden, what rotten hollow did thy Mother's womb spit thee forth?
the internet is so poisonous in so many ways but there’s something lovely about going online and learning there are people whose brains work exactly like mine
Luke Knox@lukeknox.me · 2d agodo Craig Counsell next
you get so many weird looks when you wake up nude in a giant crater and you're on fire but the fire isn't hurting you and you just get up and casually walk away
MY CUSTOM GTA GANG MEMBER: We gotta hit the high school auditorium Saturday. This local craft fair with all the painted pumpkins is popping. ME: No it has always been my dream to stay at home and safely masturbate. 🟡 Quest updated: A Weekend Without Hospitalization
RedFade@redfade.bsky.social · 4d agoNo that same person posted this it’s somehow even sadder than you think
looks like the cowboys defense is going to make the top 100 list for yet another year
Sheil Kapadia@sheilkapadia.bsky.social · 3d agoThe Cowboys traded Micah Parsons in August of 2025. In the 22 games they've played since, their defense ranks: 32nd in EPA per drive 32nd in success rate 32nd in explosive play rate allowed 31st in rushing success rate
You ever sit on the toilet so long that your sack gets kind of cold but not cold enough to retract so it’s still loose and floppy. Then you finally decide to get up so you shake your whole package to make sure there’s no pee but your cold sack slaps your b hole and it’s not very pleasant? Me either.
Seeing the Brewers and Rays being described as "teams who play the game the right way instead of just listening to computers" is further proof that analytics just means "things I don't like" and that people have somehow gotten dumber about this stuff over the last decade
Just found out every single neighborhood in Detroit has its own website
Yeah if you still engage with harry potter anything i do think you are a bad person, just live with that or get better the begging for absolution is very unbecoming. Its 2026 you can be a baddie, its okay, you can be prime minister or president its fine, be a baddie
Impressed again by how The Witcher III rejects any opportunity to portray war as heroic or honorable, or really anything other than horrifying
Just saw someone call Dishonored steampunk. Wrong!! It is whalepunk.
i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko.
Lmao that Astros fans think Verlander is gonna wear an H in Cooperstown
I just can't imagine viewing sports as nothing but wins and losses
I was literally at Verlander's first no hitter, I cannot explain how much this man means to me