Mike Stucka

@mikestucka.bsky.social

Dad. Doofus. Data dork. Now Florida Man. Coffee tastes absolutely horrible.

This guy never served. He faked an injury to avoid the draft. None of his children have served. He called those who did serve their country "suckers and losers." He skipped the centenary memorial for servicemen who died in WWI because it was drizzling. This is more than usually repellent.

Trump AI slop post showing him on the battlefield in a general's uniform flanked by bad AI versions of Patton and MacArthur

In addition to having no experience in immigration, their website shows Ilya Shapiro (!) and disgraced former law prof Joshua Wright (!) as Senior Counsel. I don't think this massive contract was awarded to give immigrant children effective, zealous advocacy. burkegroup.law/our-team/

Our Team - BURKE LAW GROUP, PLLC

Our Team

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Politico@politico.com · yesterday

26-employee Texas law firm gets $150M to represent 24,000 children in immigration court

And meanwhile the actual current HHS secretary is openly promoting sending children to work camps in lieu of mental health treatment but sure, imaginary quarantine camps that never happened are the real threat

Fun fact: when you go on disability, your tax withholding gets fucked and if you're distracted by surgeries, immobility, your life being ripped away, you might miss that for a year or 3. But the IRS is cool and lets you pay it back monthly with every nickel you don't need for basic survival.

Kyle Griffin@kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 2d ago

FLAG: Trump gets to keep tax immunity for himself, his sons, and the Trump Organization under the new 'deal' struck by Todd Blanche. The new order also reaffirms that Trump won't have to pay any taxes he might have owed the IRS.

Magical video by Mike Nulty (@nuttynulty on IG) of a whale shark (Rhincodon typus) off the coast of Baja, swimming through reflective plankton or debris that look like stars. Space whale-shark! 🦈✨ Let's talk about /actual/ glowing sharks, the lantern sharks of family Etmopteridae. (📷: Mike Nulty)

America is now a joke country where citizens are arrested to cover up for the president’s lies on social media. We’ve replaced DEI with incompetence and protecting the egos of mediocre white men.

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Hackers have targeted water systems in several US states in a coordinated cyberattack that has caused some utilities to issue boil-water notices and switch to manual mode, taking their systems offline, according to US officials. https://cnn.it/4fw9Fvh

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What I am hearing about from folks in uniform is a new secret vetting process where people in the Department of Defense are looking at someone’s social media history. Looking at whether they attended a Pride event or posted something on their personal Facebook page about Martin Luther King Day.

This story is so insanely 2026 -- I can't say how many times we double-checked that we had the right domain because of how uncanny this all is. But it's true: CambridgeAnalytic(dot)Org is now an AI-powered zombie site churning out slop content about data, privacy, AI, tech, and pop psychology.

The space companies doing launches from Cape Canaveral would be OK saying, "Trust me, Bro!" instead of getting actual environmental reviews. Good thing tourism's not part of our economy or nothin'. (gift link) www.wsj.com/business/air...

Trump Administration Moves to Spare Space Companies From Environmental Reviews

The reviews study the impact of rocket launches and reentries on surrounding wildlife and their habitats, but industry officials complain they take too long.

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