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He / Him Old games, electronics and nonsense. Doom scrolling my way to insanity. Also @minus9@hachyderm.io xxx

I love how the football transfer market sometimes sounds like a Jane Austen novel. "Liverpool have made an enquiry into the availability of the Barcelona striker. They have presented their financial earnestness & are fervently desirous of a communion that would be most beneficial to both parties."

Do you want to hazard a guess at what this “jaw-dropping” list of freebies included? What luxuries asylum seekers might be being given “for free” in Thetford? Xboxes? Plasma TVs? iPhones? Ferraris? Let's take a look👀 🧵 1/22

Express headline: The jaw-dropping list of everything asylum seekers in Thetford were 'given for free'.

Dive photographer Alex Dawson captured this eerie tour of an underwater forest at Geiseltalsee, the largest artificial lake in Germany. Formerly an open-cast lignite coal mine, it was flooded 2003-2011 to create the lake. Let's talk about the geological history of this valley & why it was flooded.

Wearing my ‘Blep!’ cat tee. A teen girl stopped me to ask where I got it. I said, “A shop called infinitebacon.” My partner says I should’ve mentioned I drew it, but I’m British and I’d rather lick Donald Trump’s ring-piece than risk sounding like I’m boasting.