m. jackdaw
@mjackdaw.bsky.social
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“the democratic socialist wave cannot reach beyond urban centers” is very funny when Crowley won Milwaukee and Hong won Eau Claire, LaCrosse, Wausau, and the Fox Valley.
The first law of American politics is that pundits will draw sweeping conclusions from a single, narrowly decided result. A race decided by less than 0.5 percent of votes cast: had it gone the other direction, the headlines would be about the unstoppable force of progressive candidates.
People say scientists are serious but marine biologists will spend hours quietly sitting around tables drawing on styrofoam cups and then tying said cups to deep sea submarines Because ocean pressure will squeeze the air from the cups And we are but human & we want tiny cup
I’m finally going to listen to my doctor and eat more vegetables and get more fresh air
Someone just sent me this photo from Chicago, unbelieveable
Two Minnesota solar farms seeded native wildflowers under their panels, and 5 years of counting revealed native bees had multiplied twentyfold, then crossed the fence to pollinate the neighbour's soybeans
Two Minnesota solar farms seeded native wildflowers under their panels, and 5 years of counting revealed native bees had multiplied twentyfold, then crossed the fence to pollinate the neighbour's soyb...
Two Minnesota solar farms planted 66 native species under their panels. Five years of counting revealed a staggering result that nobody had written into the engineering plan.
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NPR has learned that the Department of Health and Human Services will not be finalizing its most aggressive attempt to end gender-affirming care for youth nationally. n.pr/4w1lkb8
Trump's HHS abandons threat to withhold Medicare and Medicaid funding over trans care
NPR has learned that the Department of Health and Human Services will not be finalizing its most aggressive attempt to end gender-affirming care for youth nationally.
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Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off
A line that stayed with me from an old hiking book: > The safest place to store water in hot weather is in your body. People have died of dehydration with water still in their canteens. this isn't a metaphor for anything. finish your water bottle.
this is an AFFRONT to my people so let me tell you how you ACTUALLY do this. Five teabags. Boil a litre in kettle. Pour it over teabags in saucepan. Let steep for 15 minutes. Now I recommend adding some sugar and lemon juice at this point but not mandatory. Add three litres cool water. Fridge.
if you put five teabags in a litre bottle of water and stick it in the fridge RIGHT NOW... ...you will have some lovely iced tea ready by 2pm. just as you start thinking: "god it's so hot this afternoon i wish i had some iced tea"
Tell Me I’m Pretty - 18x24” acrylic on canvas. Available.
Jesus Christ is that how things go? Not just for me but for everyone. I’m not swearing when I say it like that I’m praying.
🚨 New policy alert! 🚨 Wisconsin is giving up $2 billion in revenue so big tech can get a tax break while working-class Wisconsinites are getting stuck with higher bills. What if we spent that money on infrastructure that serves the entire state?
I heard something outside my bedroom tonight and caught the mama tapir enjoying some of my garden. She looks a bit guilty. I have a sense that she's pregnant, as she's been coming by almost every night for a snack. At @casabentbill.bsky.social #CostaRica #tapirs #tapiroftheday #nature
Everyone In Conversation Under Different Impression As To Which Horrific News Being Discussed https://theonion.com/everyone-in-conversation-under-different-impression-as-to-which-horrific-news-being-discussed/
I stack my bins after going thru TSA and i expect that to be reflected in the size of my Heaven Yacht
"Very Steep Hill," 2007 Artist Dmitri Cavender (American, b.1969) Oil on canvas
mr beast recreating cloth/wire mother but theyre in the shape adn likeness of his head adn also hes doign this with human children
Give this video a Peabody, an Emmy, a Pulitzer even though it’s not eligible, literally every award possible.
A US soldier used classified info to win $400K on Polymarket. Three congressional candidates were fined for betting on themselves. Meanwhile, Trump’s whole family is all in on prediction markets.
Wastewater data report the lowest national averages of SARS-CoV-2 in sewage in a couple of years, and low levels across regions. Recent levels are still higher than the true lows we saw with widespread precautions earlier in the pandemic, but they are getting surprisingly close. bit.ly/48byxo8
Bad for the ballpark (power went out) but these pics are excellent meme material for when your team is bad
I just wanted to put this game on in the background and ignore it wtf