Matt

@mjj.bsky.social

>brain tells me to take a nap >ask if it’s gonna be restful or sweaty >brain doesn’t understand, I pull out illustrated diagram what is restful and what is sweaty >brain laughs “It’ll be a good nap, sir” >take a nap >it’s sweaty

The main thing I like about living in New York is having a 24 hour grocery store next door, even though it probably cannot be defended as indicative of a labor-friendly world. I have no moral principles. You should see how I treat women and minorities.

We must remember the Utøya massacre, and remember it for what it was: a far-right attack specifically targeted against democratic socialist activists. Today, the ideologies of its perpetrator are openly espoused by a global network of nationalist oligarchs as they wage war on democratic societies.

Roberta Metsola@president.europarl.europa.eu · 2w ago

Fifteen years ago today, 77 lives were taken - most of them young - on an island that should have been a place of summer, friendship, and first ideas about the world they wanted to build. On that day, Norway grieved, and Europe grieved with it. Utøya. Oslo. We remember.

My father worked for an amusement park in the 70s, directing people toward parking lots so they filled evenly. He started sorting VW Beetles (v popular at the time) by color out of boredom. End of the day, people couldn't find their Beetle in the sea of same-colored Beetles. A giant mess.

SMD@anothersmd.bsky.social · last yr.

what are some absurd work situations you can share? once i got called into a meeting i had nothing to do with because the consultant brought an engineer and no one in the room could understand him, so they asked me to translate. he was scouse. i translated from english to english.

Burnham has already said he supports Mahmood's policies. He can't risk a resignation early days. He knows she wants to go even further on hostile anti-immigration/asylum policies. Exactly what point do the "oh give him time" people accept that keeping her as Home Sec isn't a move to "clip her wings"

keeping Mahmood in post tells me everything I need to know about Burnham. He wants families like mine out of the UK. He’s Starmer with a northern accent.

new game four player co op proximity based voice chat and you are extracting things and there is a silly monster and it is designed for streaming. could you please add a deckbuilding mechanic and a cozy coffee shop where the characters can finger each other in the bathroom. with crafting system

not too long ago i was accused of punching down. ive had some time to think and i want to apologize. to all linux guys out there, i'm sorry. linux is actually really good and easy and everyone should get off windows immediately

had a dream last night that my friends and I were all getting really into a trend called “creeping”, which is when you break into your neighbor’s house to see what they have in their fridge

my husband is doing fantasy baseball for the first time. he does not follow baseball. his team is run entirely by our 10yo neighbor, who gets a split of his winnings if she helps my husband defeat the rest of the league. they’re in 1st place! but now, a problem: today she left for sleepaway camp

Previously, I have posted about how in Mario Super Sluggers, Boo and King Boo have unused leg bones in their models, despite not having any legs. Now, it has additionally been discovered that Piranha Plants have the same leg bones as well. The reason for this is still unknown.

Source: Geno Penguin (@Penguin The Geno), https://tcrf.net/File:MSSPiranha PlantModelLegBones.png, tcrf.net/File:MSSBooModelLeg Bones.png, tcrf.net/File:MSSKingBooModelLegBones.png