Mike Janssen

@mkjanssen.org

mathematician. slow runner. upper midwesterner.

The rule is actually very simple. If he fumbles the ball before reaching the end zone and the angle of incidence is greater than OR EQUAL TO the tangent of an isosceles triangle whose shortest side is half the distance to the goal, and his teammate recovers it in a supine BUT NOT PRONE posture, 1/12

The Vikings' 2025 season feels summarized by the first takeaway in 14 quarters being followed up by the undrafted rookie quarterback being asked to roll out on 4th and 1 and underhand tossing a pick six from 85 yards out.

I’ve been thoroughly Sinner-pilled over the past couple of months. This rivalry is way more fun if it’s balanced. And give me the awkward nerd with space radar in his brain over the homecoming king at least 50% of the time anyway.