MrCarter3
@mrcarter3.bsky.social
I'm just a Dirty minded, Extremely sarcastic, always caffeinated Trump trolling...dude. My shitposts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaacuyg5vogtg
whispering to the person who’s ahead of me in line at cvs that i can smell their fear
Plumber: what’s the main symptom? Me: idk, probably depression Plumber: i meant with the pipes
Just take your expectations of me and lower it a few notches
Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: Honestly I'm just happy I make it to friday each week Interviewer:
Some of you never had a older sibling chase you sound the house with a knife while the parents were gone....and it shows
I dont like getting in other peoples business. But if people I follow are fighting with someone I'll read all 300 comments
Awkward moment when you stretch, and your climax moan accidentally comes out
may i have this dance, wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man?
I have a lot of questions today and you people don’t have answers!
Some of you never had a older sibling chase you sound the house with a knife while the parents were gone....and it shows
Welcome to the airport restaurant, someone will ignore you shortly...
self-care includes pretending none of this is happening
Pedophile president is now making up stories of being in the twin towers during 9/11. Pathetic, just like every spineless fuckface who enabled this garbage pile.
Absolutely crazy to think that Leonardo DiCaprio’s future girlfriend is currently nervous for her first day of kindergarten.
ME: So what do you do for work? DATE: My family sell our own honey ME: And hows beesness lol HER: I need to see other people
Stop emailing me you fucking thief cunt Kindest regards, Kim
I know it’s not the spirit of the game or whatever but I’d be using the underhand serve ALL THE TIME
if anyone asks, i've been with you all day, okay.
One day you’re young and carefree, and the next you’re adding beets to salads for both the taste and the benefits