gas station dream girl
@cheygoulet.bsky.social
more gay than people would think | she/her | married💍| lgbtq+ 🏳️🌈 | same handle on twitter/X My posts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uqdv2smjfcl33nsta6v73at7/feed/aaadznpineaxq
i carry around a calculator so in the event of a disaster i can be confident in the aftermath
if god intended for women to remain fertile this late in life, the least she could've done is give us a penis
(Dumping a big box of googly eyes onto the pizza before shoving it into the oven) My grandmother brought this recipe over from the old country
if Big Toothpaste doesn't believe i'm coming for the last of the tube over the next 5 months then they have another think coming
El-Sayed: We live in an era where we continue to see a few very small people try to define America as being as small as they are. We can't control the past 250 years. What we can do is build the next 250
It’s official: @abdulelsayed.bsky.social wins the Democratic Primary for Senate! The People Prevail Over Corporate Profits Once Again!
Big money spent $70 million to try and defeat Abdul El-Sayed and it didn't work! POWER TO THE PEOPLE!
Money out of politics. Money in your pocket. Medicare for All. Michigan... We won. I am so proud to be your Democratic nominee for US Senate. Let's win in November.
At the dentist appointment trying to pinpoint the one area of my vision to look at while they’re in my mouth that doesn’t make it awkward
Hoping to retire comfortably but as an American the odds are better I’ll just get shot at a grocery store
“I don’t deserve to put polish on your toenails, although it was the highlight of breakfast”
after doing some basic research I have concluded that the world is a vampire
“A real friend would be more supportive” I whined resentfully to my imaginary friend.