I mean, church shouldn't be doing those things either, surely? Like, why would you want more from them than fulfilling your transcendental spiritual needs? Word of the lord and affirmation of Christ's eternal kingdom not doing enough for you? Stupid take.

Rachel Hallie@dazedrachel.bsky.social · 2d ago

Literally what is with this rise of "actually the local Dem party should fulfill all my social needs" takes I am not doing movie night with Dems. I am not joining a Dem volunteer soccer league. I am not joining Democratic speed dating. Stop using politics as secular church!!!!

hi we're a website you have used for 20 years, we have no idea if you are over 18, send us a selfie. let us connect to your camera. can we get a booty pic with panties on and one without them on? can we also get 3 different pics of your boobs any position

Picking up an audio log, desperately hoping it contains a vital clue for either hacking a computer or surviving the outbreak of horrible monsters, and it's just the fruit tournament

Tom the Anime Sicko 🔜 Hell@tomharrison.bsky.social · 2d ago

“Just realized my wife and I never leave each other voicemails or voice memos. I have to start leaving her narratively meaningful recordings for if I die” <- a joke concept I was toying with before remembering there are like 400 hours of my recorded voice on da internet

A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻

Mainstream liberals are bloodless quants and thus want to treat factoids like "Republicans win popular vote for the first time in 16 years" as something significant they can base a whole, moronic analysis around.

Rob Tracinski@tracinski.bsky.social · 4d ago

What was really up with all that "vibe shift" stuff after the 2024 election? Like, what was the environment like, what was going on with members of the media that they bought this? I'm genuinely curious.

Dear @animesickos.bsky.social, thank you for introducing me to 'Some of us had been threatening our friend Colby', which has done incalculable damage to my friends. We will soon be completely incapable of describing any bad act in terms other than having "gone too far".

One day we will experience Jason Mantzoukas as Jankom Pogg.

Rik Godwin@rikgodwin.bsky.social · 5d ago

Odd sort of non-announcement but for the past few months I've been working on Beyond Good & Evil 2 in a support/consultant role. I am allowed to say this, I checked.

A good and true story, but leaves out a crucial detail. They didn't take this action as a spur of the moment thing, these women did it as part of a directive from their union to not handle South African goods. They weren't just grapefruit ladies, they were *union* grapefruit ladies.

TW@twesq.bsky.social · last wk.

this is fantastic and I learned something new

blasted sonic in the eye with bug spray and he went down like a brick. i didnt know it was so simple. this rules ass. what a great day

In a supernatural horror show we'd get a shot of the horrified protagonist before it transitions to their perspective where they see a large sluglike creature attached to this dude's head just sorta slurping on his energies.

LittleKuriboh@littlekuriboh.bsky.social · last wk.

Get into a Lyft The driver is clearly listening to an AI audiobook Driver proceeds to explain it's an audiobook adaptation of a 20 year running manga Google it when I get back, it's entirely AI generated slop and isn't based on anything what

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The Rationality of Haruhi Suzumiya...

I was made aware of a thread on the dndmemes subreddit (a place I never go) about Girl Frame, and after reading a few replies I'm reminded of the northernlion bit about how it's so fucking sad that many people's favorite media is the thing that "makes sense" and not what lights a fire in their heart

I actually think this is true but not in a way a lot of people think. See, this whole incident helped me realise that Aella is someone who enjoys generating data for fun but feels the need to rationalise the act of doing so as important.

Faine Greenwood@faineg.com · 2w ago

We can no longer look away from The Chart if we are to defeat the batshit billionaire rationalist sex cult running the American AI industry. I’m so sorry you all had to find out like this. knowyourmeme.com/sensitive/me...

I can't over emphasise how much this shit sucks, man. When Harry meets Draco the latter expresses an explicit desire to rape another student and Harry makes it his mission to be friends with him.

Faine Greenwood@faineg.com · 2w ago

Also, these people’s central source text, their Bible, is a Harry Potter fanfic, and I am not kidding. These dorkass weirdos are unthinkably wealthy and powerful now. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_P...

Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses

Mediaite@mediaite.com · 4w ago

FBI Reportedly Loosens Hiring Rules So ‘Prostitution and Bestiality’ Are No Longer ‘Automatic Disqualifiers’

I don't understand why those American leftists who abstained should feel the need to apologise for not providing votes the Democrats did not want and claimed they did not need.

Toby Buckle@polphilpod.bsky.social · 2w ago

you might feel like it's unfair or unreasonable to be hanging onto that today but 2016 was a big deal, like that election really matter & the left has never properly walked back want it said downplaying liberal fears not only that, by many have baited those fears for social media engagement since

the bright twin of the bag that arrested development michael bluth finds in the fridge, "PLEASE EAT: DELICIOUS LUNCH" written on it,

Dreamboat Branny 🦢@bransonreese.bsky.social · 2w ago

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A Swanboy records strip is like a gift box of fancy chocolates. I wouldn't want it all the time, but as an indulgent little treat? Yes please.

Dreamboat Branny 🦢@bransonreese.bsky.social · 2w ago

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