"Mr. Goals"
@mrgoals.bsky.social
Powerfully introspective and meaningfully meta.
you never forget the day you stopped fapping and instead started jacking off
I love this clip. It's fun to think about a time when people didn't know how to pronounce "Quentin Tarantino"
new baby hippo dropped so let's remember my favorite start to a tweet ever
"Mr. Goals"@mrgoals.bsky.social · 2y agoMoo Deng isn’t gross for eating her mum’s poop;
Grogu has been around for so long now, he (she? I've never watched star wars) should be called Infant Yoda at this point 😂😂
The first edition of the podcast’s phone swapping game was a real hit. @demilardner.bsky.social
has anyone noticed that the only ethical use of ai is the one that I like?
has anyone noticed that stepdaughters don't get stuck in the washing machine or under the couch as much as ~5 years ago? maybe it was a covid symptom
FUN FACT: sexual terms such as "kiss my ass", "lick my butt", "tongue my stinky hole" were actually used as insults before humans invented cleaning their body in the early 2010s
"What you made with Sora mattered" is one of the least true things that has ever been written
They truly want you to believe this shit is inevitable and actually better than human endeavor but the one surefire thing that can stop it is not agreeing to the first two things. That’s all! That also means not willingly feeding it. It’s not difficult to avoid using it!
The New York Times@nytimes.com · 5mo agoHow does A.I. stack up against some of the world’s best human writers? Take our quiz.
im doing things with my penis that seemed unimaginable even 5, 10 years ago
twitch streamers with a fart fetish are becoming a real issue
make NO plans for saturday night because i will be challenging JF, stefan, demi and tom to a quiz based on our group chat. twitch.tv/libtron don't miss it
rip in advance to Scott "Mr Dilbert" Adams who is perhaps most famous for writing a now-deleted four part blog post where he attempted to hypnotize his readers into nutting and asked them to email him after they have nutted to tell him about the nut. www.tumblr.com/manlethotlin...
Well it's a new, bad year & my podcast THE OUTFIT is new with the first episode of our first-ever LIMITED SERIES: "AL CAPONE ALL-AMERICAN." If you are a fan of podcasts like "Blowback" or "The Rest is History," let me explain a bit on why I believe it's relevant: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a...
Al Capone All-American: Young Capone & Frankie Yale
Podcast Episode · The Outfit · 01/08/2026 · 1h
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who decided that.. ok let me back up first. so the greatest of all time is GOAT, but the best of all time would be BOAT, right? so I'm thinking, who was like, that the Titanic is the GOAT? for me the Titanic is the BOAT. I know it's a ship, but still. let that sink in... (because the titanic sinked)
