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Martin Perez

@mrtnprz.com

🇨🇦🇻🇪 Huge geek, into live music, travel, politics, tech and more. ⭐ Founder of Gigpass (Gigpass.io) 🏬 Working to Save Sneaky Dee's (Savesneakydees.com) 📍Toronto

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Martin Perez @mrtnprz.com · 2h ago

Hopped on the GrapheneOS bandwagon. Big tech can suck it

Martin Perez @mrtnprz.com · yesterday

Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · yesterday

Oh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.

To O’Mara, the diet is not just a temporary means of losing weight but a way to eat for good. He has been doing it for 10 years, and credits it with turning his life around. At one point in our conversation he pulled up the Bristol Stool Chart, which ranges from Type 1 (“separate, hard pellets”) to Type 7 (“watery, no solid pieces”). O’Mara is consistently delivering Type 4 (“smooth, soft, like a snake”), with pointed ends, indicative of healthy rectal function, he told me. “When you start eating healthy, you don’t need toilet paper,” he claimed. “Animals in the wild have no residual stool on their anus.” He described a proper bowel movement to me this way: odorless, wipe-free, over in three to seven seconds and “nearly orgasmic.”

“I could have a bowel movement behind a sheet at a dinner party in the corner of the room,” he said, “and nobody would know.”

Martin Perez @mrtnprz.com · 6d ago

Our work to save Sneaky Dee's continues! Make sure to share your heritage stories here: savesneakydees.com

Save Sneaky Dee's!

You've got until July 8th to help Save Sneaky Dee's! Follow the steps to ACT NOW!

savesneakydees.com

Matt Elliott@graphicmatt.com · 6d ago

Wait, Saxe wants to talk about Sneaky Dee's, so they re-open the item. She says heritage designation for this would set an "important precedent" for protecting similar venues. "It's worth a try — it's not a guarantee of success — but it's worth a try." Item is APPROVED again.

Matt Elliott @graphicmatt.com · 6d ago

Council quickly votes to APPROVE Saxe's motion to look at heritage designation for Sneaky Dee's. Report due back in Q1 2027. secure.toronto.ca/council/agen...

secure.toronto.ca

Martin Perez @mrtnprz.com · 6d ago

This seems like a Poilievre move. Orchestrated as a direct FU to Ford. Pierre knows Doug is aiming for his job. (Ugh) Ford having a subservient mayor sets him up to claim credit over Toronto's successes. Pierre is sabotaging that plan. Essentially: conservative-on-conservative violence. #ONpoli

Ben Spurr@benspurr.bsky.social · last wk.

SCOOP: Former Harper cabinet minister Chris Alexander says he’s running for Toronto mayor — and it could upend the race www.thestar.com/news/gta/cit...

Martin Perez @mrtnprz.com · 6d ago

How the turn tables

Martin Perez @mrtnprz.com · last wk.

High Speed Rail would represent a huge economic boost for decades to come. Tossing it aside over petty grievances is not very "fiscally responsible", is it? #onpoli www.cbc.ca/news/politic...

Ontario rethinking support for high-speed rail after feds reject Billy Bishop expansion: source | CBC News

The federal government's rejection of a plan to allow commercial jets at Toronto's Billy Bishop Airport is threatening a wedge between the Ford government and Ottawa — and potentially strengthening op...

cbc.ca

Martin Perez @mrtnprz.com · last wk.

It's pronounced "blue-skee"

Martin Perez @mrtnprz.com · last wk.

Metal fan takes a shit in the pit 😂 “The guy who was directly in front of me proceeded to shake a log down his leg,” Rather than stepping away immediately, the individual attempted to move the mess with his foot, which only spread it further across the moshpit. www.irishstar.com/culture/ente...

Heavy metal fans ‘vomiting and crying’ as concertgoer poops in moshpit

A Saturday night gig in New Zealand took an unexpected turn when a concert goer who defecated in the middle of a packed moshpit left concertgoers disgusted, forcing the band to speak out

irishstar.com

Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 2y ago

I'm so sorry I can't stop laughing. OpenAI, the company built on stealing literally the entire internet, is crying because DeepSeek may have trained on the outputs from ChatGPT. They're crying their eyes out. What a bunch of hypocritical little babies. Cry more, freaks. www.ft.com/content/a0df...

OpenAI says it has evidence China’s DeepSeek used its model to train competitor
White House AI tsar David Sacks raises possibility of alleged intellectual property theft

OpenAI says it has found evidence that Chinese artificial intelligence start-up DeepSeek used the US company’s proprietary models to train its own open-source competitor, as concerns grow over a potential breach of intellectual property.
The San-Francisco-based ChatGPT maker told the Financial Times it had seen some evidence of ‘distillation’, a technique used by developers to obtain better performance on smaller models by using outputs from larger, more capable models. This allows them to achieve similar results on specific tasks at a much lower cost.
OpenAI declined to comment further on details of its evidence. Its terms of service state users cannot “copy” any of its services or “use output to develop models that compete with OpenAI”.

jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 2y ago

remember stuff like this when they tell you that diversity means a lowering of standards

QuoProQuid@quoproquid.bsky.social · 2y ago

robert f. kennedy jr. submits his application to harvard university. his application is, in its entirety, a single page with his name "Robert F. Kennedy Jr." he is accepted immediately.

Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 2y ago

ummm just release an american deeperseek at an even lower cost. why do i always have to do the thinking around here

the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 2y ago

Cheating on an exam by memorizing everything the professor taught in advance so I can easily answer all the questions

onion person @junlper.beer · 2y ago

this is so fucking funny man i cannot believe conservatives are even alive

Mr. Friendly,@birdrespecter.bsky.social · 2y ago

Jesus please surround Catturd with your holy angels

𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 2y ago

It’s close, but 𝘓𝘶𝘮𝘱 is definitely my favorite song about Lumps who are in someone’s head and might be dead.

Martin Perez @mrtnprz.com · 2y ago

Love pronouncing it "Blue-skee"

lanyardigan @lanyardigan.bsky.social · 2y ago

At the time, Jingle Bell Rock really did rock. It was like Pantera today

Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 2y ago

His music

Jezebel@jezebeldotcom.bsky.social · 2y ago

According to TMZ, the pair called it quits over Thanksgiving after Fox found something "upsetting" on her fiancé's phone. www.jezebel.com/megan-fox-an...

Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 2y ago

Zack De La Rocha with a mic performing on stage

hannah gais@hannahgais.bsky.social · 2y ago

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Paul @bingowings14.bsky.social · 2y ago

To be fair she does look like a chicken.